wake up and smell a blunt

you need to get with reality, get real or stop bullshitting around,also known as jerkoff, or a dickhead or synonyms include : bicthassness, bitchass nigga.

Joe: ima become a big rapper
REAL NIGGA: niga yo rhymes is whak you need to wake up and smell a blunt

by Infamous Odyssey July 8, 2009

Consolation blunt

A blunt that is provided as a consolation for a friend who has just had an expensive piece of paraphernalia, usually a bong, smashed by the pigs.

Having a bong smashed, especially by a smug prick wearing a badge, is one of the most disheartening parts of smoking weed. Usually requires some good cannabis to prevent a paraphernalia charge turning into a murder-suicide.

Pigs took your Zong? I'll call Shortie, we'll get you a consolation blunt.

by kickflipthecat July 1, 2009

don't bump tha blunt

meaning, don't fuck up the rotation.

puff puff give, man, don't bump tha blunt.

by the surly mermaid May 31, 2005

swisher sweet dank blunt

yummy blunt that has a flavoring, but you're smoking weed.

This swisher sweet dank blunt is getting me stoned man.

by thanksantsthanks October 19, 2010

blunt force trauma to the dome

Taking a huge toke of mary jane causing your head to hurt.

Like geting struck in the head with bat.

Oh man!!! I just took some serious blunt force trauma to the dome!

by O D B May 21, 2011

International House of Blunts and Blows

A place such as the local pancake restaurant where hot chicks give blowjobs and smoke weed.

Hey Jennifer, did you give a blowjob to Chris at iHop or was it called the International House of Blunts and Blows?

by Lil Thong October 23, 2018

Four Twenty Butt Blunt

The act of sticking a joint of weed in someones ass on April 20th, and smoking it.

John: Hey, Seth, bend over please.

Seth: Why the hell do you want me to bend over?

John: Calm down man, I'm just gonna smoke a Four Twenty Butt Blunt out from your ass.

Seth: Oh. Ok.

-Mike Zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by o DubBZzy April 20, 2010