Board

A mechanical keyboard. Coders and other heavy typers choose specialized mechanical keyboards, or “boards” based on “clicks” or keyclick sound and depth as well as size and RGB functions,

“Did you see Bobby’s new board?”
“Yeah! It’s a 60% with red clicks. A really beauty.”

by Soirée Gun March 15, 2021

Chinese Surf Board

Grabbing someone by the feet while on their back and ramming your foot into their crotch.

I grabbed him by the feet and rode him like a Chinese Surf Board!

by ShortMort April 24, 2020

surf board with a side of stick

A girl with no ass. That shit look inverted

Surf board with a side of stick lookin ass

by Sir Cleveland September 28, 2017

Board

A flat chested girl.

That girl is the flattest board I’ve ever seen

by Keechrmre June 4, 2018

jumped the board

Having sex when you aren’t suppose to.

From the Amish practice of “bundling”whereby a young couple sleeps together with a board between them for the purpose of getting to know one another without actual physical contact. “Jumping the board” is being so hot for each other that you break the rules to have sex.

Dick and Jane jumped the Board last night.

by James Perfect November 20, 2023

Charcuterie board

A substitute if you’re using “Slayy”. It was originally created from the word chaturanga.

Okkk… charcuterie boarddd

I love that, charcuterie boardd

Charcuterie the house down boots

by Sillyhoe16 March 10, 2022

Juicing the boards

Working every angle; pumping away at a task

"We'll be juicing the boards at 7AM to get a vaccination appointment for you!"

by Evolvoed March 14, 2021