board my platform

a nicer way of sarcastically telling someone "welcome to my reality"

mom : son, at your age, when I hung out with friends, i didn't smoke weed and play video games, I listened to the Beatles.

son: well, lol, board my platform for a change.

by Sexydimma October 20, 2014

Coffee Boarding

Much like Water Boarding, Coffee Boarding is used to keep the interrogation lively. It serves two purposed, 1. it is used to interrogate the subject, 2. to sleep deprive the subject at the same time.

Joe Someone was captured and they used Coffee Boarding to try to beak him. After eight days of no sleep he broke.

by meowmeowmeow1212 July 19, 2012

pushing board

A board, typically a length of 2x4, used to displace a sexual partner's adipose tissue during intercourse.

"Those scratches? They're from our pushing board!"

by docsloth October 28, 2013

even on my hover board

a 12 year old girl that’s has an excellent song

i can vape even on my hover board

by ratchada dykeman October 22, 2018

Boomer Board

A Boomer Board is a board used by the good old "back in my day" generation. The Boomer Board is used to Show off ones piece of shit underwhellming and unimpresive Car and or other motor vehicle such as a motorcycle or boat. The board normally includes useless facts such as the paint code or total number of other v6 piece of shit garbage cars with the same spec package.

One owner Nick name: My wifes tits Make:Bad Model: Ass
Holy shit thats a boomer board if ive ever seen one!

by DownAstronomical June 26, 2023

Chook board

This device has been constructed to save ones thighs and genitals from scratching that occurs when penetrative force is applied to a chickens cloaca

Using the hole in the boards upper centre one would place the said chickens cloaca over in a manner fitting ones girth a closer position for a lesser individual or a preferred deeper feel. Hooking the legs into the holders on newer models can be a welcome experience for beginners when climax is reached as no need of hanging onto your chook is required. Although the prospect of owning a chook board has its advantages it must not be overlooked that good maintenance and care be taken when storing this device as splinters can be easily found if improper dry storage and regular oiling after every wash down which would lead to a painful experience

by Ahhhyeahboy October 13, 2020

Weather Boarding

Weather Boarding(verb)

A form of social torture by showing your friends in the Midwest or on the East Coast pictures of sunny Southern California while they are stuck inside during yet another snowstorm.

I spent most of the morning at work "Weather Boarding" the guys in the Chicago office.

Or

Cheri was sorry she choose a school back East, having been
"Weather Boarded" by her friends at UCLA.

by xemo February 23, 2011