crank seat

a seat in the shower designed for a pleasureable experience

yo bro, im finna go hit the crank seat, ill be back in a jiffy

by bigswizzledizzle December 11, 2025

seat monster

a seat monster is when someone’s ass takes up the whole chair

omg kim kardashian is a seat monster.

by iluvethangarcia March 28, 2023

Seat Ibiza

A thing with 4 wheels with a slow Diesel engine. It often produces a lot of smoke

Guy 1: OMG! Is that a fire?
Guy 2: No. It’s just a douchebag showing off his seat ibiza

by azeiteiro25 April 28, 2021

Under the seat

A plumber who gives blumpkins

Tyler came over and gave me the under the seat treatment

by Fuckmarkcarney July 8, 2025

Massive Seat

When someone does something very stupid or says something very stupid

Friend: Yo I just hooked up with Isabel last week
Me: the freshmen bro ?
Friend: wait... she’s 15?!
Me: massive seat LMAOO

by themassiveseater March 30, 2020

Beat Down from the Seat Down

Innuendo. This refers to sexual contact... Typically masturbating.

"He got beat down from the Seat down"

by Chain Furious May 15, 2020

Orphan Seat

A seat in a movie theater auditorium that is open but undesirable because person(s) in seat to the left or right are occupied.

The only seat available in auditorium 8 is an orphan seat in the middle of row H.

by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016