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Kelly Clarkston

Kelly Brianne Clarkson (born April 24, 1982) is an American pop singer, songwriter, and occasional actress. Clarkson made her debut under RCA Records after she won the first season of the television series American Idol in 2002.

Clarkson has released four albums to date. Her debut album Thankful (2003), her multi-platinum second album Breakaway (2004), followed by My December (2007) and her latest album All I Ever Wanted (2009). Her first four albums have sold over 10.2 million copies in the United States

But in General. Her music kind of sucks except for some of them, called "My Life would Suck Without You" and "Long Shot." Which were about a couple that broke up coming back together and someone wanting to take a chance on something.

Oops I spoiled the Lyrics for you O_O
by Animalzap August 25, 2009
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Ross O'Carroll Kelly

character in Paul Howard's Sunday Tribune column.

Satire on Dublin's southsider population.

Anagram of ROCK, Ross having frequented the fictional Castlerock school, presumably based on Blackrock school.

Can also be used as adjective, usually by southsiders themselves
"Ross O'Carroll Kelly is so focking hilarious"

"OMG, did you see Oscar, the was acting so focking Ross O'Carroll Kelly, it was loike, unfockingreal."
by Tits McGinty September 23, 2006
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r kelly effect

When someone's so good at their job that people overlook their character flaws.
Tim's got the R Kelly effect on the boss. He ain't ever firing Tim's ass despite him being an asshole to every colleague of his.
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Dropping a Paul Kelly

The act of pulling the penis and scrotum from behind between your legs so they stick between the buttcheeks.
"we were in the locker room when some asshole came in Dropping a Paul Kelly!"
by SIMC and Twinky November 7, 2011
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amanda kelly

Emo princess of whom is failing Tufaro's writer's workshop class. She is currently in trouble, help her.
by Paul Shrager December 14, 2008
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Machine Gun Kelly

If you don't know who the fuck he is then Lace the Fuck Up EST Biiiitch.
I went to Cleveland last night and Machine Gun Kelly kicked me in the balls with his fresh new laced up chuck taylors and it reaaallllly hurt.
by Jameson Hardy January 11, 2012
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reverse R Kelly

It's like what R Kelly got caught doing; Except in this case the girl urinates on the guy. Also, being underage is not a requirement and should be avoided at all costs.
Lynn: I'll be right back. I haven't been to the bathroom since before lunch, I really gotta pee.

Me: Now'd be a good time to try that Reverse R Kelly thing I read about on Urban Dictonary. Are you up for it?
by !RKelly December 14, 2008
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