Homo Idioticus

A split group of Homo Sapiens that have evolved to have up to 80% less brain matter, thus greatly decreasing intelligence.

Bob: "How could Carl possibly be that dumb?"
Jake: "I think he is a Homo Idioticus."

by Jimothy A. Bonquavious April 7, 2022

Homo spindelus

Homo spindelus is a recently discovered humanoid species. Characteristics of Homo spindelus are: short in height, very hairy, lack of proper vocalizations, poor eyesight, the tendency to make homosexual remarks, and lacking cognitive ability.

"Do you remember Michael from high school?"
"Yeah, he's definitely a Homo spindelus."

by Mr Pedobear October 18, 2011

homo angel

A person who is a know-it-all, acts gay, doesn't know how to shut up, no brain-to-mouth filter, gets butt hurt if ignored, anger issues, hates everybody and blames them, bitches about everything, hates to drive, loves drinking and doesn't know is an embarressment. hates affection and frigid like an angel. A very rare species.

The guy behind me hasn't stopped talking the whole time and hasn't noticed he is embaressing himself.. what a homo angel...

by explorerofhomoangels February 3, 2013

Bonobo Homo

A medical condition assigned to a human being living though the cleanup of another human being's former life.

"Rebekah sure looks down these days!" "Yeah, she's dealing with his ex and the cry shorties. It's a bad case of Bonobo Homo."

by 30somethin May 20, 2015

Homo Holler

Gays that live in a holler (colloquially....a hollow is a small valley in/between the mountains)

My husband and I bought a country house in a gay friendly area known as homo holler.

by countrygays April 1, 2019

Homo kikeus

Also known as a kike. They are a living species of humans other than the Homo sapiens. They are known for having thick eyebrows hooked noses and fat faces.

The guy from the "Happy Merchant meme" is an example of a Homo kikeus.

by Diego_Brando June 10, 2022

homo-stick

1. A term used when referring to a horny homosexual male. 2. A word intended to emphasize that the sex homosexual men engage in has only one purpose and never yields results of any consequence that are good. 3. Describing an aging gay man who is thought strange because his behavior dose not reflect his age. 4. A person with an extreme stiffness in the way they move.

If you keep behaving like a homo-stick I'll have to ask you to leave.

by sillysilverswag May 3, 2018