mushroom guppy

n. someone who says "YA" a lot and tries to be sweet but cant quite pull it off
n. a person who rides horses
n. a guppy in the shape of a round brownish green fungi
n. someone who sings on the phone and is sometimes referred to as "young munny"
n. one who hits on gingers
adj. a specific way to hula dance

HEY i was doing that mushroom guppy dance the other day!
That mushroom guppy isn't as chill as we thought.

by THEBLACKBANDIT November 30, 2010

Cream of Mushroom Tattoo

The act of ejaculating while giving someone a Mushroom Tattoo, hence the Cream of Mushroom Tattoo. Also known as cream of mushroom stamp.

Man getting oral sex from Woman.

Man: hey, i'm about to cum!

*grabs Woman's head and works it faster, dick comes out of mouth. Man cums as dick comes down on Woman's forehead*

Woman: ouch! gross!! you just gave me a Cream of Mushroom Tattoo!!

by kitten_2011 May 18, 2011

mushroom stamp

To slap a persons forehead with a penis

Person1: "I'm Mexican"

KKK: "Need a mushroom stamp"
Mexican: "Me no mushroom stamp"

by mushroomstamp1304 September 17, 2013

mushroom stomach

someone who really likes mushrooms, and eats unlimited amounts

"how can freddie eat so many mushrooms?"
"he has a total mushroom stomach"

by tracey herton April 10, 2008

mushroom tattoo

when someone (mainly a guy) trys to suck your dick and u smack 'em in the forehead with your wang. it leaves a mushroom-shaped mark.... hence mushroom tattoo

last night this fag was tryin to blow me and i gave that biutch a mushroom tattoo!!

by Ben Joseph January 18, 2004

mushroomhead

(n.) A person with a forehead disproportional in size to thier jaw, thus giving th appearance that thier head is mushroom shaped. This leads people to believe that the band are fans of Quentin Tarantino.

Quentin Tarantino is quite the mushroomhead, is he not?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004

mushroom stamp

the act of pushing the tip of your own cock into your anus - just slightly - thereby inking your tip - and then imprinting the mushroom image onto said victim

If you don't get off of my lawn, I'm gonna mushroom stamp all you little bastards!

by Snarfley McFookenhagen December 23, 2006