Joey Moment

The moment when someone is flabergasted by a situation.

I had a Joey Moment when I saw the clown stop for gas.

by pkurfess June 16, 2009

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Crack Moment

A moment of complete and utter indifference for life it self, where one feels such extreme disconnect with his/hers situation that nothing in the world matters to them any more, explained and manifested in ones willingness to do crack.

Ben, man you look gone... Ya man, I'm just so fucking done, I'm having a crack moment over here.

by Shakednotstirred November 15, 2014

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Andu moment

An "Andu Moment" is an action that determines an event, a moment or an action that Andu does for ironic or serious reasons that some people would say it's rather stupid or they might think it's a predictable action that Andu does. "Andu moments" can also be past action memories that are summoned in the present.

CC: How did you get injured?
Andu : I've beat the shit out of an alcoholic but my hand is killing me now. So I'll just smoke some cigs and get drunk so my pain can go away.
CC: Andu moment...

by ToxicBoye May 18, 2021

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In The Bed Moment

1. A term used to describe when a person, or yourself, is exceptionally tired or lazy.
2. A term used to describe when a person, or yourself, is exceptionally horny or imagurbative.
3. A term used for forecasting a bro who may be getting laid in the near future.
4. Of, or relating to, that's what she said.

"Daniel! Wake up, we have to study for this exam!"
"Sorry, I was having an in the bed moment."

"Bro, you have to be more inconspicuous about having in the bed moments about Kelly, she noticed you staring at her in physics today."

"Bro, I heard that Josh's room-mate, Lauren, dog died yesterday."
"Nice, he's so going to get an in the bed moment with her out of that."

by Ncmo December 18, 2009

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