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Minecraft Girlfriend 

Your uncle

the person usually a man which is gonna play Minecraft without talking into a mic and will contact you on discord to break up with you
Yesterday my Minecraft girlfriend put her bed in my friend's house, now I have depression.

Minecraft nigga

People are most likely kids or pedos playing minecraft and have no lives
Lolitsalex is a 48 year old minecraft nigga
Minecraft nigga by Wettstannar November 29, 2017

Minecraft Server

A Minecraft world which is set online for everyone to play and usually has minigames, survival or creative builds.
I'm gonna go play on my Minecraft server!

minecraft good fortnite good 

a phrase said by true intellectuals that like both fortnite and minecraft and want to stop the conflict between the games
person: So GlAd I gReW uP wItH mInEcRaFt AnD nOt FoRtNiTe
intellectual 1: ok boomer
intellectual 2: minecraft good fortnite good

Minecraft Sex

When two people are horny on Minecraft and can't actually find a mans or WOmans so they go and say "Hey, lets frick on this bed" And the person is like "OkaY." And the female crouches and the guy or WOMAN OR MAN OR man acts as if he is hitting it from behind. Eventhough, He could simply go on pornhub.com. #ad. The woman will then act as if she is moaning, however, behindthe screen she is probably eating a bag of BBQ lays chips #ad. If you are in a public server everyone will possibly be looking at the chat and wanting to die.
Boy: Lets fuck.
Girl: Okay! ( starts to remove clothing )
Boy: NOT IN REAL LIFE IDIOT. On minecraft.
Girl: oh :( okay.
Boy: ( types *groans* into chat. )
Girl: Do we really have to have Minecraft Sex?
Boy: YES! now find a better skin then that.
Minecraft Sex by Milkywaybaby March 20, 2020

minecraft admin 

someone who either runs the bans or controls a minecraft server or a group in one. usually admins act like they lead a social elite (or mods) and think they have full control over its players, they tend to be more caring for there donators then a non donor, its common for one to have a petty life or a lack of social skills. if the server has a online forum, they tend to be a monarch on it. most admins take there duty too seriously like a job in real life.
lets just say this is a average admin on a small server with usually 5-20 people online on average

minecraft player: yay a new server that I can play with my friends!
admin: please read the rules.
minecraft player: I did, there all the same anyway
donator: this rules are different
minecraft player: not really
admin: if you do think there different, please read them again.
minecraft player: no that's stupid
*admin kicks the minecraft player, he joins back*
admin: please learn to respect all the staff and listen to them or you'll be banned.
minecraft player: are you a robot?
donator: you really need to respect admins
minecraft player: shut up youre not a mod
admin: this is you last warning, if you do not stop now, you will be banned. now apologize to *donators name*
minecraft player: thats gay who says sorry over a game
*minecraft player is banned forever for the following reason: im sick of your attitude.

notice how the minecraft admin was the only one who used proper typing.....