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Milk Friends

when you make a new friend and you think their awesome and sweet, but they expire after a while
That group over there were milk friends, they weren't the greatest
by Emma+friends June 21, 2016
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Milk with chocolate

Choccy milk, but with more milk than chocolate. It has an off white to light brown color and you can't taste the syrup or the mix. Also Disappointment in liquid form.
Idiot: Here's your drink!
Person with standards: I asked for chocolate milk, not milk with chocolate. I can't drink this. I send it back.
by ilovechoccymilk May 26, 2022
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Milk War

Can be used in three separate contexts.
1. Explicit: A bi-annual event where a group of guys get together in a line and see who can ejaculate the farthest; the winner is crowned the Milk Man, and gains one (1) free Milk Pass, which is valid for 6 months.
2. Social: Where a group of three (3) friends get together at a table, sitting in a triangle formation - a carton of milk is placed between all three, and the three must contend to see who can possess the carton, and consume the beverage. Whoever has the carton by the time it is fully emptied is declared the victor. They may then declare that they are the only one amongst the friend group whose bones are strong and 'all calcified'.
3. Political: A trade conflict between Russia and Belarus in June 2009, stemming from Russia allegedly attempting to pay Belarus US$500 million to recognize the independence of Abkhazia and South Ossetia, as well as privatize the Belarusian milk industry. When Belarus sought negotiations with the European Union on certifying Belarusian milk according to EU regulations, Russia banned the import of dairy products from Belarus, citing alleged health concerns. The trade conflict ended on June 17, 2009, when Russia announced that it would lift the ban.
Damn bro, that Milk War last night was wild. I really think John maxed out there.
by Mech70 December 23, 2022
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Nippy Milk

The milk that everyone sucked from their mommys titties at a young age.
Sydney: I drink nippy milk until i was 13!
by suchqualitydefinitions January 18, 2019
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Secret milk

An obscure reference to something sexual, different for everybody. Many times refers to cum/breast milk.
I can't tell you what the secret milk is, it's a secret.
by Manure July 8, 2015
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milk girly

A girl that loves milk, an insatiable large amount of milk
My friend Eden, identifies as a milk girly and all the boys on hinge have to bust a comment. Honestly, all she wants is to sip a little chocolate milk and blow it out her nose.
by Cockodille Dundee December 17, 2022
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Scrote Milk

Where cow milk comes from a cow, seal milk from a seal, and goat milk from a goat, the origin of scrote milk is from deep within the cores of a man's ballsack. Also known as semen, cum, jizz, baby batter, nutter butter, etc. albeit with less of a nutritional nuance.
You look a little protein deficient. How about a nice, tall glass of scrote milk?
by Al Jizzeera September 10, 2014
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