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Mexican penis

Mexican dicks are really big, girls get suprised by the massivness.
I sucked a huge Mexican penis last night with angelle
by Rudy Giuliani November 6, 2019
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Pulling a Mexican cartel

When you kidnap the most ghetto thug from America to Mexico and hold him hostage for 2 years straight for no reason and give him a bogus ass spic punishment for no reason and then take credit for all the dead bodies he left behind in Mexico after his visit because you feared Mexico's reputation of how many dead spics were left cuz it made you look retarded and made it look like you had no idea what you were doing.
person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!

Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.

Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.

Me: Thats what I call pulling a Mexican cartel.

El chapo guzman: I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .
by I multitask the Universe bitch December 7, 2021
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Mexican Zamboni

When a person defecates on another person's chest and proceeds to sit on their chest and spread the feces around as if a zamboni would on an ice rink.
I started out giving that a girl a Hot Carl, but then decided to finish it off and give her a Mexican Zamboni.
by DCLAY January 19, 2009
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Mexican Lucky

I out the last of the corn flakes, ... Mexican Lucky!

Listen carefully to the song Up All Night by Daft Punk
by PastorofMuppets June 25, 2015
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mexican fucker

some big five hundred pound bitch who fucks mexicans and has 70 kids. she lives on welfare and everyone takes care of her ass.
the women at t&t trailer park are fucking mexican fuckers.
by kkkwhitepower September 1, 2009
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mexican wave

A wave where people in a crowd throw their hands in the air (and often rubbish) in a consecutive manner moving around a stadium. Often seen at cricket and rugby games. Sometimes when the game is really exciting (or boring).
Hey look Ford, there's a hell mexican wave happening.
by Pete April 3, 2004
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Mexican Firing Squad

Where traditional firing squads assure the death of the captive, a Mexican Firing Squad is different. It is a strategic blunder, mistake, ill concieved plan, or it can be planned by an itiod in where the prisoner is surrounded by troops with weapons ready to fire, but the armed party is in a circle.

If you do not see where this causes the problem read on or you might find yourself in one someday; a circle is good for ring-around-the-rosey and for pioneers to circle wagons to shoot away from, but to fire in a circle means that a few bullets will go outside of the circle eventually and most likely hit somone on the other end.
The bank robber got away the second time when the Texas State Troopers formed a Mexican Firing Squad and killed eath other letting the 2-bit hood escape.
by santos miguelito September 19, 2008
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