debt-o-matic

The machine used to create the national debt and by design was invented to punch through the debt ceiling with impunity.

"Dude - I thought it was Congress and the President making us broke. I came to find out it is the debt-o-matic device invented by our large number of entitled citizens!! Man, what a team . . .

by Contracts God December 18, 2012

Having A Matich

A phrase to describe any feeling , good or bad

Does something terrible

Person: yo bro are you Having A Matich

Does something heroic

Person: yo bro are you Having A Matich

by Hoover Stoonfoord May 31, 2018

Slat-o-matic

A mondo hard and soft dick

Bro I got that slat-o-matic, I'm finna beat this girl's pussy up

by Thicc.daddy69 March 19, 2021

Human Milker-o-matic

Something located in the womens bathroom. It will suck all milk out of their breasts within seconds. After this, it turns half of it into a chemical that will then be injected into the woman's mouth, that will make their breasts expand and make them obedient, relaxed, and rather stiff, generating near infinite milk.

That's why you don't ask how the sausage is made.

Person 1: I see a Human Milker-o-matic.
Person 2: Could it really hurt to try?
Later...
Person3: (Locks bathroom door)
(Faint moans heard from the bathroom)

by Registered_Fun_Haver May 26, 2022

Human Milker-o-matic

A pair of tubes in the girl's washroom, sucking milk from their breasts upon them being placed on it, and using half of it gained to make a drug, going in through a 3rd tube forcefully into the girl's mouth. This drug enhanced their breast size, the quantity of milk inside, and makes them act obedient, extremely orgasmic, and stiff to the point where they may be unable to move. This generates near infinite amounts of milk to be sent to the market.

That's why you don't ask how the sausage is made.

Girl1: Do we dare to try it?
Girl2: I say we do it on the count of three.
Both: One, Two, Three!
Later...
Boy1 and 2: (Locks Girl's Washroom door)
(Faint moans heard in a bathroom in the middle of nowhere, being sucked into the factory to make the milk, all stemming from the Human Milker-o-matic

by Registered_Fun_Haver May 28, 2022

Grip-O-Matic

A saying used for girls who are different from the crowd, and also to describe their very tight vagina. Usually described as cringy or a loner, most of the time these females are Goth, Emo, Alt, or sometimes even dress up in slight furry attire such as cat ears and or a tail. While they can be quite weird those who are lucky enough to have sex with them will describe their pussy to be immaculate or "Grippy", which is a way of saying that their vagina is very tight. Men of course love their partners to have a tight vagina as it leads to better sex for both the Male and Female.

"Hey man did you see the new girl? Goth chicks are so weird."

"Nah man Goth chicks are fine as fuck, I bet you that she's got a Grip-O-Matic"

by Beaner_Squad February 6, 2023

dave the magical cheese wizard

hes OBVIOUSLY a magical cheese wizard

"LOOK its dave the magical cheese wizard"

by bigmanfart_42 December 18, 2023