Crack mac

Crack mac: a laptop utilised as a tray for the snorting of cocaine.
Aka: lean machine, soft top, qwerty quarters, kilo keys

"Doin' lines off the crack mac."

by bluejayswin April 4, 2019

Mac-cing

Mac-ing- someone who is in a relationship but still looks for action

Jim: Have you seen John?

Jack: Nah, heard he's out mac-cing again

by The Nightshadow September 29, 2017

Mac mentality

The mentality someone gains after purchasing an Apple product that everyone who doesnt use said products are troglodytes and therefore subhuman. PC's, Blackberrys and Android are mere sticks and stones compared to your angelic devices.

Dale: Hey there's Angie! Want me to pick her up?

Tucker: Nah, let's just go to the mall.

Dale: I thought you two were friends? Something happen?

Tucker: She developed the Mac mentality after her parents got her her iPhone and Macbook. She doesnt even acknowledge me anymore since all I have is this Android phone.

Dale: Harsh...

by Soundzombie October 9, 2012

MAC-10

Small gun = big pp energy

"I dont need compensate my smol pp with big guns, all i need is my MAC-10"
"My MAC-10 go pp"

by EL PUTINgovno December 28, 2022

Dirty mac

When you cum in a yeti water bottle and put it ur girlfriends ass and fuck her as she shits

Did a dirty mac last night

by Bender0987 February 27, 2022

mac envy

a state of mind in which a PC owner realizes his computer sucks, then is immediately jealous of all his mac - owning friends.

"I just upgraded to Vista."
"I got a mac."
"BITCH!"
"That's a case of mac envy if I ever saw it."

by daskos99 March 11, 2008

dirty mac

Any greasy fast food hamburger.

I just devoured a delicious "Dirty Mac" and it gave me the shits!!!

by dirtymac November 1, 2015