Monday

literally hell on Earth. Monday crushes your dreams and makes you feel helpless. It is the start of the week. Monday makes you want to commit suicide.

Jim: "Tommorrow is Monday!"
Bob: instant depression

by MasonWaller May 10, 2018

Moonshine Monday

The day of the week when people (specifically college students) Drink a homemade brew of alcohol.

Yo its Moonshine Monday get out that brew you have under your bed!

by Beagle Love April 8, 2009

Monday

That day of the week everybody hates, and get their coffee out.

John: How was Monday?
Bob: Hell.

by Svifias November 3, 2018

Oleg on mondays

some peopple have the condition of olegging, which mean that they turn into uncle oleg on monday.

"bro, my friend is uncle oleg rn, he cant stop touching the walls right now. hes Oleg on mondays."

by Russian Attack Helicopter October 20, 2025

krusty monday

krusty monday is a krusty wheely bin type restaurant only having bins as tables and chairs as bins. it also sells custom wheely bins at a small price of £1000.

"oi blad come w me to krusty mondys yh?" Troops
DT "nah fam ya get me ovs not"
Claude "Wenger out"
Ty "shut up cuz"
Robbie "init krusty monday is a krusty wheely bin type restaurant only having bins as tables and chairs as bins. it also sells custom wheely bins at a small price of £1000. "

by bad man 69 x May 29, 2018

Monday

the worst thing that happened to the human race .

ugh Mondays are horrible 😝

by Meh life March 15, 2020

Monday

A day where anything and everything bad will happen. Tsunamis will take place. Volcanoes will erupt. Aliens will abduct babies. Your boss will fire you (for no apparent reason).

"My five-year girlfriend broke up with me."
"Damn, man, I'm sorry. When?"
"Monday."
"Of course."

by madeine July 19, 2016