A month of Mondays

A month on Mondays is four weeks

Ali, I haven’t played call of duty with my brother in a month of Mondays

by Mister Pasta May 29, 2023

Monday

The worst day of the week

I fucking hate mondays

by heleee June 4, 2023

Mundane Monday

When the start of your work week is so slow and devoid of objectives that you can't find anything to escape the existential dread at work

Kenny:"Yo there's no orders and the warehouse is all fixed up, what is there to do?
Rick:" Milk the clock i guess, just another mundane monday."

by Capuchin for Hire June 10, 2023

Migration Monday

A holiday that reaccurs every Monday. During this holiday you or you and your friends watch a cartoon movie.

Guys! Tomorrow is Migration Monday!
Chat, what are we watching for Migration Monday?

by kas0 June 30, 2024

hot fudge monday

When a bully pins them down, and shits on there head.

"HEY! NERD! IM GONNA GIVE YOU A HOT FUDGE MONDAY!"

by Skyblue20199 July 1, 2024

A “Monday”

A “Monday” is a slur for black people because no one likes Mondays.

Billy: “Omg look at that Monday”

Chad: “A “Monday” is the worst I swear”

by CasperJeepPatriot August 7, 2024

Manlet Monday

A time when a bunch of minuscule manlets get together to whine about having spent another torturous weekend alone as always and to mentally prepare themselves for an undoubtedly horrific week of constant humiliation and well-deserved bullying due to their laughably obvious manletism and abominable Napoleon complex. The stunted and diminutive manlet boys usually dance around wearing Oompa Loompa costumes while listening to Short People, thusly worshipping their idol Randy Newman in a futile and desperate bid to be finally blessed with an invaluable and long-awaited growth spurt.

Lol, why are those sissy manlets dressed up as Oompa Loompas holding hands over there? It must be Manlet Monday. Those midget monstrosities are probably waddling to the nearest hobbit-hole. Good. I don't want no short people around here.

by ManletDepreciator August 14, 2024