skypan media

A fake media company used by the youth to trick their parents into thinking they are employed

Kid: Mom, I work at skypan media
Mom: that's amazing, you must have lots of listeners
4 years later,
Kid: I still don't have a single listener, damn

by James Gunn- "CEO" skypan media December 15, 2012

Social media

Theres not really anything social about social media, if anything, social media encourages people to be distant from each other and in their own little world/bubble.

Social media provides the illusion of being part of a large network, meanwhile some people are getting rich via this platform. There was a time before social media where people actually knew each other in real life and had actual life experience with the other person, rather than the virtual image of someone on a computer screen.

by Solid Mantis September 9, 2020

matrix media

A word used by severely disabled twitter users who think people are controlled by the “matrix media” to make certain statements against their will.

Twitter user: “Did you hear Dr. Disrespect admitted to being a pedo!?”

Sped Twitter User: “He didn’t do anything. The matrix media made him say it.”

by Ahegaoblunt December 11, 2024

Tripolar Media

The advertising agency . You need them and if you can find them , then maybe you can hire Tripolar Media.

Tripolar Media insane manic creative skills

unusual ability's continuous periods of mania

by tripolar July 30, 2010

media-primate

A media-primate is a person, who isn't firm with the media and the internet at all. Media-primates are mostly boomers.

You are a media-primate. / Your mother behaves like a media-primate

by georg.ws February 1, 2023

Media diagnosis

All the bs and fake biographical details that the media invents about you when you are a celebrity.

Dtts your media diagnosis. It's b.s.

by Sexydimma August 18, 2022

Media influenced idiot

Someone so weak minded, they use false media reporting to help them decide how they feel about anything instead of actually just looking at what is happening.

Even though the country was in great shape, Seth voted for Biden because he was a media influenced idiot and bought all the fake reports. Now the country is doomed and Seth realizes he was indeed a media influenced idiot.

by Use your own head May 12, 2021