March 29th

national cunt punch a thottie day...especially if its her birthday

March 29th is my favorite day. I get to hit a bitch

by urwelcomeliz October 15, 2019

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March 20th

You must give a blowjob to someone born on this day who also happens to have their first name start with an I

Ivan’s birthday is on the 20th? Welp time to suck his big juicy SHCLONG (because his name starts with an I and his birthday is on March 20th. He must get a blowjob)

by Anthony Ruevas October 16, 2019

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March 28

sex day your girl friend had to put a long thingy idk what its called in your dick so you wont cum and she has to tease you

hey sister!!
heyy its march 28

by sexdays March 26, 2021

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March 14th

The day the world went to shit in the year 2020.

The year my birthday ruined the world

Guy 1: Whoa, look at what today is!
Guy 2: It's March 14th, that clusterfuck of a kid's birthday!
Guy 1: Wasn't it their unlucky 13th?
Guy 2: Talk about Unlucky

by Acornpupp June 22, 2021

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March Hare

An awesome rabbit from the re-make of Alice in Wonderland by Tim Burton. He ogles spoons and is probably the funniest thing in the.... *spoon*.

Tim Burton fan #1: Dude, that March Hare is so damn funny the I can't even look at spoons anymore.

Tim Burton fan #2: I know man. i pee'd on myself the first time I...

March Hare: Spoon.

Everybody: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!1!!1!1

by spoons'n'such March 19, 2010

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