your ass is grass and i'm the lawn mower

The expression of which your ass is grass comes from if you hear this you better get out of town because you're likely to get shot hung or end up with your head on a stick

Idiot1: oh dude I am so dead
Idiot2: yep that's quite a bit of a fender bender there
- idiot1 gets home-
Idiot1's roommate: heard you my moped just want you to know ass is grass and I'm the lawn mower
Idiot1:* shit himself*

And that my assholes is how the term:
Your ass is grass and I'm the lawn mower
Turned into: your ass is grass

by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 June 26, 2018

i'm a simple man

A common comment usually written by men in response to seeing a picture/video of an attractive woman. May appear with "explanation" (Quote 1) or alone, expecting readers to understand (Quote 2).

"I'm a simple man, I see boobs- I press like."
"I'm a simple man".

by holyfsm42 June 16, 2017

G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G

Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing mechanism and cancer injecting needle gun.(is to be said really fast...all at once without breathing)

Taco "what the hell is that"
Ryan "G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G"
Taco " a what O.o"
Ryan "a Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing mechanism and cancer injecting needle gun"

by TS-128 March 10, 2009

i'm a ramblin' man

I'm a ramblin' man refers to the process of ending a sentence with a flourish, generally after a long, non-sensical rant or after a moment of indecision. it can also be used as a greeting amongst close friends. started in bloomington, indiana, this phrase alludes to Lemon Jelly's song "Ramblin' Man".

"Hey Bob, where do you want to eat tonight?"
"I dunno. I'm a ramblin' man."

by TheLegendOfAbhi February 8, 2010

I'm dead I'm dead I'm alive but I'm dead

Usually used by white girls who "just can't take it anymore Becky"

Susan-(fails a math test) "uh no"
Still Susan- " I'm dead I'm dead I'm alive but I'm dead
Susan once again- (high-pitched girl screams)
Starbucks around America die in horrible painfully slow deaths.

by Ateaphobia June 27, 2016

\m/ (>,<) \m/

Too Much Metal..Rock Out With Yuor Cock Out!

Alright Got To Go But \m/ (>,<) \m/ Til Then

by Sabe 1 March 9, 2005

m(^ ^)m

Ita a face showing someone typing with thier hands. Specifically a troll emotion.

Boy: Omg why did you do that?
Girl: Cause im a Troll m(^ ^)m

by Tsunanba June 13, 2010