Luke Hoover

Sexy, hairy little man with a ginormous ding dong. He also enjoys a game of soccer.

Hey look it’s Luke Hoover, I bet he has a big penis and lots of soccer skills.

by Lukebsucjenanfk November 16, 2021

Luke Kinsella

He's smart, witty, annoying, funny and A future Prime Minister of Australia.
Quote By Himself

Luke Kinsella is such a nice bloke.
If I have problem I go to him.
Even though he's a bit full of himself, he's a very smart and funny guy.
All he talks about is Politics.

by Longwang68 October 3, 2020

Luke Epperson

A sickly boy, maybe insane, loves pugs, pug bias

Luke Epperson is crazy

by Pug Bias November 3, 2019

Luke Mazure

Big bruh moment. 6’4” jazz legend who yells at the 2019-2020 WPHS band but with love. Great field commander. But still sucks.

Luke Mazure was on the news with the band. How lame.

by WEARETHEP45 October 15, 2019

Luke Syndrome

The inability to control your bowels after drinking lots of alcohol.

Oh no, I think Craig has got Luke Syndrome after a heavy session last night.

by Aeh1234 December 21, 2020

Luke Wheelahan

Luke Wheelahan often known by the name Cam Tucker is a obese tottenham fan who somehow believes that they are good. He lives in a life of denial and talks so much shit. He is a dead shit and is often known to sometimes score pings in soccer. He likes to think panthers are good but he is dillusional.

Hey gerald do you realise that Cam Tucker of modern family looks like Luke Wheelahan

by Frxnch June 5, 2019

Luke Hemmings

Luke Hemmings. Does not know who he is. Is not 6'4 he is 6'2 at best. Is currently in a relationship with his dog Petunia. Also thinks this dad joke is the best dad joke ever told by Ashton Irwin, "What do you call a man with a rubber toe...Roberto."

" Hi we're 5 seconds of SummER, SummA... Hey we're 5 Seconds of SummA, and these are our dad jokes, I dOnT kNoW wHo I aM!" ~Luke Hemmings

by notthebestdrummerintheworld July 26, 2020