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Luke Seaman

Luke Seaman, also known as "Little Luke", is often way in over his head. He likes to play Fortnite and CSGO to hopefully start a professional gaming career on Twitch. He is often quick to anger, such as when Shane van Alstyne takes drinks from the refrigerator in his room or when Colin Dijan presses ALT+F4 on his 5th keyboard bought in 1 week. Other then that, Luke Seamans' are known to be dormant creatures with wide sex appeal. They are often rowdy with other men like Shane van Alstyne, but they tend to cool down after the 2nd or 3rd minute, unlike the person mentioned.
Person1 - OMG did you see Luke Seaman yesterday?
Person2 - Yes actually! He was roughhousing with the other boys at Hannaford the other day while his mother was buying him some Arizona Ice Tea for his 14 hour Fortnite grind.

Person1 - Wow I'm going to go watch him on Twitch right now!
by MiniMike2020 February 21, 2020
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Luke Hemmings

Luke Hemmings. Does not know who he is. Is not 6'4 he is 6'2 at best. Is currently in a relationship with his dog Petunia. Also thinks this dad joke is the best dad joke ever told by Ashton Irwin, "What do you call a man with a rubber toe...Roberto."
" Hi we're 5 seconds of SummER, SummA... Hey we're 5 Seconds of SummA, and these are our dad jokes, I dOnT kNoW wHo I aM!" ~Luke Hemmings
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Luke-cold

You know that moment where you realize that you left your hot chocolate on the counter in the kitchen? Then... you jump up, sprint over, and pick it up. Then you take a sip and it’s kinda cold. Well...that’s luke-cold. #lukecoldisaword
Shit! My hot chocolate is luke-cold!”
by Lukecoldisaword November 1, 2020
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Luke Kinsella

He's smart, witty, annoying, funny and A future Prime Minister of Australia.
Quote By Himself
Luke Kinsella is such a nice bloke.
If I have problem I go to him.
Even though he's a bit full of himself, he's a very smart and funny guy.
All he talks about is Politics.
by Longwang68 October 3, 2020
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Luke Devasher

Jim-"hey you know luke Devasher"?
Timmy-"Ye the kid with the micro penis"?
by CheetoNUT October 23, 2019
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Luke Epperson

A sickly boy, maybe insane, loves pugs, pug bias
by Pug Bias November 3, 2019
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Luke Hoover

Sexy, hairy little man with a ginormous ding dong. He also enjoys a game of soccer.
Hey look it’s Luke Hoover, I bet he has a big penis and lots of soccer skills.
by Lukebsucjenanfk November 16, 2021
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