Miss london

An English teacher that is always on her period and shes king kongs left testicle

It’s miss London

by K02fanny November 25, 2018

london poche

some chick that gives some killer rim jobs. i.e. lesbian who is a fork fetish and touches herself with a blue, rubber fork then precedes to eat her soup. Starred in America's infamous film of 2007 "Two Girls, One Cup" as the "indian beaner chick."

?!?! "Is that a London Poche?" *gasp* "It is! Look at her fork!"

by hanes underwaer April 27, 2010

London Bandit

Somebody who resides in London and likes to take it in the rear. They also tend to go to all boys schools

Dylan is a London bandit

by Lauren is sexy April 16, 2020

The London limp

An easy way to spot tourists in London who have done a little bit too much sight seeing and window shopping. Instantly recognisable, in places such as tube stations where they hold up commuters by slowly hobbling down stairs or come to a dead stop, due to an obvious limp caused by blisters and inappropriate footwear.

Goodness, I almost would've mistaken that tourist for a local, but he's got the London limp.

by Limp4London July 25, 2024

london greeting

A nice roadman from london greets you with a knife in your abdomen

A young man gave me a London greeting and now I'm kn hospital

by Myrical April 20, 2023

London Fog

A fart in a steamy shower creating a fog like cloud that mimics the rainy and rancid city of London.

I was having a good morning till I accidentally gave myself a London Fog in the shower. Now my breakfast is coming back up.

by fartenthusiast December 25, 2020

london fog

Something that's not sexual but sounds very sexual

Yo that bitch gave me the london fog last night

by SandPie July 31, 2021