Describes an individual who appears to be "lazy" but is actually incredibly good at designing all aspects of their life based efficiency and automation
John: It's going to take us weeks to code it. James: I'll write an algorithm so the machine can do 90% of the work for us. John: I can't decide if that's brilliant or lazy. James: "Brilliance is laziness well executed"
by KyleWho? September 15, 2019
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functionally lazy

A person who is good at their job, and not actually lazy - but is someone who never replaces the toilet paper, never buys the milk, never empties the bins, never buys the doughnuts, never sweeps up, never refills the coffee, thus is functionally lazy
Look at Todd, his sales figures are awesome, but there is no coffee - he is so functionally lazy
by Col Decker November 17, 2021
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Lazy Distance

The maximum distance you are willing to travel before you give up due to laziness.
I am hungry, but the kitchen is too far. Its beyond my lazy distance.
by Draco Left January 17, 2021
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Lazy man's wheelbarrow

A modified version of the wheel barrow sex position. In this version, the guy sits on a chair or couch while the girl is in wheelbarrow position, basically leaning off with her hands pushing her off the floor. Unless it's a chair, the girl normally has to bend her knees right in order to make it work.
I was giving a lap dance to my man last night and he turned me around and had me in a lazy man's wheelbarrow.
by Julie Taylor March 12, 2019
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Lazy Brown Eye

A combination of anal sex and putting your partner in a sleeper hold
I need an ice pack. Jeff gave me a lazy brown eye last night and I hit my head on the table
by Someguyingeorgia February 08, 2021
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lazy popsicle

a lazy popsicle is when someone sticks their penis in the freezer and waits until it becomes lymph, then proceeds to take it out and try and get a hard on. After achieving an erection you stick it in your homies bum.
last night me and the boys got bored so we went home and decided to all give each other lazy popsicles.
by theguywiththesmallpeen August 22, 2022
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Lazy Susan

Slapping your ass against your partners face, therefore causing poop to fly out of the anus. The lazy Susan can be done purposely as a kink or by complete accident
"I was fucking the wife last night and she had the stomach flu. She sat or shat on my face"

"Dude she totally Lazy Susaned you"
by Devilpup2 February 10, 2019
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