lauren king

A moist person

Look over there, its lauren king. She is so moist

by rolfandjimmy123 August 9, 2015

Lauren Dream

A dream in which the dreamer commits gruesome murder of friends/loved ones. Lauren Dreams are common amongst seemingly innocent people with hidden psychotic thoughts and tendencies. The term was coined by Dr. Lauren whose dream journal cataloged a series of murderous episodes involving friends, roommates, and parents. Dr. Lauren admits that her dream journal inspired her actions of dressing up as a clown, sacrificing 4 chickens, and killing two innocent, paraplegic children at the local Chucky Cheese. She then proceeded to lead police on a three-state chase where she was apprehended by police and later transferred to Arkham Asylum.

It is often said that Ted Bundy's actions were inspired by a Lauren Dream.

by Dr. Lauren March 18, 2021

lauren and andrew

The cutest couple ever. They argue all the time but it’s who loves who more. Both get paranoid but it’s ok because they accept each other’s flaws. Andrew is a total nerd who is hot and Lauren is beautiful and popular but hangs out with the geeks because she is one. They joke around all the time and it will last forever or a really long time.

Omg do you see Lauren and Andrew? They are so cute together I wish that I had that

by Laura.123456789012345 December 23, 2017

Lauren K. A.

The most beautiful girl in the world. The girl that you think of all the time and wish she was with you. The one that can put you either in the best mood of your life, or the worst mood you could even imagine. The one girl that you would do anything for, even if that means forgetting as best as you can, your love for her, even as hard and as much pain you'll be in after. The girl that you'll wait for, as long as your love isn't played with.

"Dude, why don't you ask her out?"
"She's Lauren K. A."
"And? She likes you"
"I can wait"
"no, you can't dude!"
"I'll do anything for her, so I will."

by IloveU August 12, 2012

lauren cold

lauren cold is beautiful on the outside. however once you meet her, she bullies you about your outfits and what you wear. don’t trust a lauren cold whatever you do!

person 1: *wears buttons on buttons*
lauren cold: ew what are you wearing!

by iamyourdadddy May 8, 2019

ralph lauren

A brand that used to be exclusive, until things went too far and every Tom, Dick and Harry started buying its products.

Phony Chinese imitations are partly to blame for the downfall of ralph lauren.

by MKBauers October 9, 2006

lauren

stupid bitch. Who is a whore.

she's such a lauren

by lauren peckham April 19, 2017