logged-out

To crap. The vacating of fecal logs from one's body.

Good lord! I just logged-out something fierce and I think I may have miscleaned!

by Phondookee July 8, 2005

log splitter

to squat over a person's face & take a crap, the turd splitting across the bridge of the nose

I ran into Colby the other day & greeted him with a log splitter

by dhard-as-hell September 22, 2003

Wet-Logging

The art of soaking tampons in vodka and inserting them into your anal cavity in order to become intoxicated quickly

(warning: this is extremely dangerous)

Luigi's got the tampons Tim has the vodka Chris has an idea "WE GETTIN FUCKED UP TONIGHT wet-logging"

by Luigi123456789101112 November 15, 2011

Dry Log

The act of fucking someone in the butt without lubrication.

"Bite the pillow I'm going in dry", said Bob as he gave Lucy a dry log.

by noparking2 June 1, 2011

salty log

A chunk of caramel, double dipped in dark chocolate and sprinkled with sea salt.

I gave her a salty log, and she ate it. She said it was delicious!

by SpiderSpider January 23, 2007

Lincoln log

When you are participating in anal sex and they shit on your dick

Anal was fun untill she gave me a Lincoln log

by ploppypoppy99 August 7, 2015

Swamp Logged

Dipping one's penis in raw sewage (or just in some shit), and then slapping the girl in the face with it.

"yea, I swamp logged your mom last night"

by Swamp Logger January 10, 2010