Elvis' leg

Female physical reaction upon reaching climax.

The effect on a young lady's lower limb upon reaching the finale of a romantic encounter.
This will only occur if the young lady in question is standing upright...there also usualy follows a short "uh huh huh"..lending the illusion that an impression of the King is being attempted, hence "Elvis' leg"

by chris grounds December 11, 2006

"Are you bitchin' on my leg?"

Are you for real? or Are you kidding me?

If someone is being outrageous, or something outrageous happens (playing pool and you make a crappy shot or someone accidentally sinks four of his balls) instead of saying, "Are you kidding me?" or "Are you for real?" you would say "Are you bitchin' on my leg?"

by Jacob and Dru December 20, 2007

Dirty leg

The quiet, silent, gal in your office who has more miles on her than Liz Taylor's mattress with questionable hygienic practices. Oft times you can see the fluid building up in her shoes.

That Gevevieve is one gigantic dirty leg.

by James March 10, 2004

dog leg

While having intense sex, you hike one leg and move it behind you.

Oh man, I was humping her so hard, I had to pull a dog leg to keep from missing the hole.

by Willing Donkey May 25, 2010

ass leg

An ass that is so flat and unremarkable that it appears as though a person's legs are hooked directly to their back, and there is no ass in between. People with ass leg syndrome frequently wear pants that jack way up their crack, usually causing shit stains in their undergarments. People who are afflicted with this particular abnormality do not ever get laid because candidates for sexual activity have significant difficulty in finding the ass legged person's crotch, which is of course a prerequisite for sex.

Dude1: Damn, I'm really drunk and I need to get laid. I'd fuck that chick over there, but she's got an ass leg.

Dude2: Yeah, well you're mom's got an ass leg too, but that didn't stop your dad. How did he ever find youre mom's pussy anyway? Her ass leg would've thrown me off while hunting for her snatch.

by EatMyJunk April 27, 2009

piss on my leg, and tell me it's raining

Disbelieving response to an attempt to mislead, equivalent to: "pull the wool over my eyes"

You tell me that you've worked as an airline pilot and a surgeon, too? Go on ... you'd piss on my leg, and tell me it's raining.

by ursamel July 24, 2007

Dead Leg

A painful swelling, normally in the thigh, caused by a punch or quick blow. Bruising and discoloration tend to follow dead legs and leave the victim with a numb leg that is hard to walk on. Normally occurs between guys but rare instances of girls giving guys dead legs have been discovered. Also known as a Charlie Horse.

Claire: Hey I don't know what a dead leg is.
Will: Hey you're right.

by Bootstrap Will February 4, 2010