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Karen

Karen is a girl who might come off as average, quiet or a mystery. But you might see her around some of the popular kids. But she doesn't like them. She also may have a bit of OCD, and can be very psychic at times. Like VERY. She also tends to have a lot of crushes and tends to admire them from a distance. But she gets over them pretty quickly. And if you choose to be her friend. Like an actual friend, she'll be loyal to you forever. Although, Karens don't tend to care about anything at all. But they're not depressed. They're just simply bored with everything all the time. They also get sick of eating. Karens like to eat candies and pastries
Karen- Oh look its my breakfast
Friend-Karen that's a candy rapper
by &-nobody$ December 12, 2018
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Karen

An old bitch that is a single mom. She has the meatiest pussy flaps ever. She thinks that she is smart but she is dumb.
Look there's Karen.
by shaquille_oatmeal__ April 11, 2019
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Karen

by Cthulhuyyy December 27, 2018
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Karen

Karen is like water in poor African counties not there and dry. Don’t make plans with this wan She is so flakey she is as flakey as dry lips in winter. It’s not all bad but she only smells like almond milk 98% of the time. The only popsicle thing about her if her positive HIV account.
Karen .......run
by Jakehateskaren March 7, 2019
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Karen

Someone who usually needs to shut up
by NoobMaster69765 June 27, 2019
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Karen

Another term for those crazy white "soccer moms"
Dude, this Karen came up to me at the skatepark and called the cops on me for "going to fast" and almost hitting her kid riding a scooter.
by mcweedius June 2, 2020
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Karen

Treats you like shit at work and tries to get you fired.
Treats you like shit at home and accuses you of rape so that she can steal your kids for the child support.
Look, that bitch just destroyed her husband's life and reputation so that she can use the kids for money.

I bet you 10000000000000000000000000000000000
Money tings that she's a Karen
by Only and lonely May 18, 2019
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