Jonathan

Basically Walter White

A cold sociopath who would throw pizza onto rooftops and poison kids with ricin with no empathy

Hi Jonathan
Jonathan replies with silence, smiles awkwardly

by Hellobitches033 November 22, 2021

Jonathan

They be the type of boys who got the biggest booty then any girl bro like it’s sooooooo big and I be putting my face in it brooo it’s so crazy fr fr

“They got big booty” “Jonathan got the big booty”

by biggest_carti_meat_rider October 31, 2022

jonathan kischuck

Jonathan.. also known as a cooler. Lives his life on a farm breeding with chickens. Some of the locals call him a chicken Fu*ker

Hey you look like you fuck chickens; Chicken Fucker ( jonathan Kischuck )

by Coorslight94 November 22, 2021

Jonathan

A smoking hot, charming, flirty, amazing, athletic boy who could get any girl that he wants but prefers choosing who he really likes. A smart, blue eyed, tall white boy, who wears glasses, is funny, confident and nice.

Omg it’s Jonathan I can’t believe he looked at me. Now I have butterflies in my stomach!!

by Randomwhiteboy3709 June 2, 2022

jonathan

a handsome greek god

wow he’s so hot that must be jonathan

by slutfor July 21, 2022

Jonathan

THE GOD OF PUBG . FULL TIME TOP FRAGGER

Hey who is the top fragger ? its jonathan like always

Jonathan is scouts father

by d0gemonnnnnn December 20, 2021

Jonathan Hayes

The horrible hybrid of Dylan and Calin. Got disowned by his family into a dumpster fire. The only person that loves him is his sex slave named Janelle. Would stick his dick into a wall if need be.

Guy 1: Have you seen Jonathan Hayes?
Guy 2: yeah his parents are fucking weird.

by YeNehSideKee April 29, 2019