Jocker Soccer refers to a kick to the nuts when a Jock is harassing or bullying you be it physically, mentally, emotionally or verbally, The result to 'Jock Soccer' a jock is to be bullied by a jock, pantsing them and then kicking them in the nuts at full force.
Tim: Hey Bob, What happened to you and that one Jock?
Bob: Oh, you heard about the fight? I gave him the ol' jock soccer after he punched me.
Bob: Oh, you heard about the fight? I gave him the ol' jock soccer after he punched me.
by RobottoTree March 21, 2024
Get the Jock Soccermug. Idiom, Irish origin~
esp. a scornful term used to convey a particular expression of disgust at the exceptional state of disrepair/bad condition of the item under discussion.
esp. a scornful term used to convey a particular expression of disgust at the exceptional state of disrepair/bad condition of the item under discussion.
"That yoke's in a fucking jock" Hench exclaims as we pull up to view a 1989 zxr400 motorcycle which was described as 'in good condition' on ebay after driving 65miles. And promptly leave.
by Graham, the throbbing one €==8 April 16, 2010
Get the Jockmug. y'all saying jocks have no brain or are arrogant. tf bro have you ever met some SPORTY guy whose sports ethics are VALID yet he wants to have fun at parties? y'all influenced by stereotypes need to STOP.
that's it. a jock is an athletic, social, party animal guy.
the bastard is called BASTARD, not jock, and that's it lmao
that's it. a jock is an athletic, social, party animal guy.
the bastard is called BASTARD, not jock, and that's it lmao
jock is playing with his friends
a: oh. they're like, so good at sports.
b: yeah, they surely are jocks.
a: oh. they're like, so good at sports.
b: yeah, they surely are jocks.
by apoollo January 9, 2019
Get the jockmug. Mitch: dude why would you say that?!?!
Patrick: chill man I didn’t mean anything by it, don’t get your jock in a wad.
Patrick: chill man I didn’t mean anything by it, don’t get your jock in a wad.
by Bruh, chill. July 12, 2018
Get the jock in a wadmug. by Huckleberryloves November 17, 2022
Get the jock marketmug. CJ
A person that identifies as a DJ (disc jockey), but uses a midi based controller to mix music. Instead of the more conventional commonly used turntables or cdjs.
A person that identifies as a DJ (disc jockey), but uses a midi based controller to mix music. Instead of the more conventional commonly used turntables or cdjs.
by Maser vinz November 8, 2022
Get the Control Jockmug. When someone is acting like a “guard” over something or someone — being overprotective, hovering too much, or policing like they in charge. Can also be used for someone who literally became a cop/security/CO, or when somebody’s being overly cautious about their stuff or themselves.
“You always guard jocking round her, that’s why she don’t mess with you.”
“He always guard jocking the crew, tryna control everything we do.”
“Homie supposed to be down, but he out here guard jocking the crew to them piggs.”
“He always guard jocking the crew, tryna control everything we do.”
“Homie supposed to be down, but he out here guard jocking the crew to them piggs.”
by PaidLead September 28, 2025
Get the Guard Jockingmug.