Jocker Soccer refers to a kick to the nuts when a Jock is harassing or bullying you be it physically, mentally, emotionally or verbally, The result to 'Jock Soccer' a jock is to be bullied by a jock, pantsing them and then kicking them in the nuts at full force.
Tim: Hey Bob, What happened to you and that one Jock?
Bob: Oh, you heard about the fight? I gave him the ol' jock soccer after he punched me.
Bob: Oh, you heard about the fight? I gave him the ol' jock soccer after he punched me.
by RobottoTree March 22, 2024
An extremely short person, who is very annoying but amazing at sports and thinks the ladies want him just because he is good at sports. He also rides a hobbit pocket
by Wooloke April 07, 2015
Jock #1 Hey dude, where did you get the milk to make your shake?
Jock #2 From my Dairy Jock boyfriend. He makes at least 7-8 gallons a day, so I won't have to go to the store to buy milk anymore.
Jock #1 ????
Jock #2 From my Dairy Jock boyfriend. He makes at least 7-8 gallons a day, so I won't have to go to the store to buy milk anymore.
Jock #1 ????
by Jockbreeder96 November 18, 2017
When your jocks get right manky. Often described as an odd fungal growth.
Not lethal, but the smell.....
Not lethal, but the smell.....
by Beamish-Miester September 08, 2020
A strange black fungus lying in the crevis of your pelvis, resulting in a sicking rotting smell and large fungus stacks. Often mistaken with Gonorrhea.
by Denislovesrashers September 08, 2020
The act of hating or disrespecting the people around you by means of calling or texting on a cellular device
An act that causes the loss of a great magnitude of swagger
An action that is only prevented with good friends or a really hot babe, may cause loss of friends aswell
Actions that have been reported worse than Cock Blocking
Sentence
Shayne didn't enjoy party because he was cellular jocking the whole time.
An act that causes the loss of a great magnitude of swagger
An action that is only prevented with good friends or a really hot babe, may cause loss of friends aswell
Actions that have been reported worse than Cock Blocking
Sentence
Shayne didn't enjoy party because he was cellular jocking the whole time.
by Matt a Victim March 30, 2010
A kid in Oxford who sneaks into gym class, plays sports, and goes to the weight room. Normally they are annoying. Commonly they say “Aye u goin to the weight room?”
by fortnightninjaballz69 March 10, 2022