Jizz Mitzvah

When you are at a bar mitzvah ceremony and begin to nut uncontrollably, similar to a garden hose full of jizz. Usually considered a religious hate crime in most west indonesian cultures.

Bro did you hear about Jacob Goldstein’s Jizz Mitzvah!? Uncle Goldstein couldn’t control his jizz! It went everywhere.

by Jizzonah May 06, 2023

air jizz

When you jerk off so many times in one day that you jizz air because you ran out of cum.

I jerked it so much I had an air jizz

by Small dick chase April 24, 2020

Jizz Cat

An adjective used contextually with tone and timbre to indicate someone either very cool or ironically uncool.

Chloe: "I met your friend Mike last night."
Mark: "Yeah, that guy is a real jizz cat!"

Cate: "Uh...that creepy French guy tried to get with me last night."
Abbey: "Yeah, that guy was a real jizz cat."

by Pedro Papadoupoulos February 04, 2010

jizz mac

A juicy combination burger from McDonald's.
Remove the bottom bun of a cheeseburger deluxe and then put it on top of a crispy chicken sandwich with lots of mayonnaise.

A jizz mac is easy to swallow.

by lgenorr November 03, 2017

jizzing percentage

the measurement of likeliness of getting laid or "cumming" in one's pants

she has a jizzing percentage of 80%

by EPrayer January 26, 2011

Snowman Jizz

A shot consisting of:
Rumple Minze
Rumchata
Kahlua
&Cream

I just had a hankering for snowman jizz, so I just had to ask the bartender for some.

by Drunksiblings November 30, 2015

Ghost Jizz

When you ejaculate in a condom while having sex. No semen is in the condom but you know it was there.

"Do you want to eat me out"
"No, there is ghost jizz in there."

by The MC Mc June 18, 2017