Scary Jerry

When a man puts a bedsheet over a girl and cums all over her

Harry gave Laura a scary jerry last night

by auxzq May 26, 2021

Jerry Van Dyke

Jerry Van Dyke (Born July 27, 1931; died January 5, 2018) was the lesser-known (and far less successful) younger brother of Dick Van Dyke.

Most of the TV shows that Jerry Van Dyke starred in were extremely short-lived, and one of them was even considered one of the worst sitcoms of all time. However, he did have a few successful roles, such as appearing alongside his brother in the latter's eponymous show, and as Luther Van Dam on "Coach." Despite all of this, he was still largely overshadowed by his brother. \

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 24, 2021

Jerry

The hottest person ever. If you ever happen to meet a jerry, be careful his 12 inch dick might hit you in the head

There goes Jerry, hes so hot

by CindaKhaos August 18, 2022

Jerry

A cat that is gray and loves humans and will sit on their lap.

Person 1: Hey did you know i met a jerry?
Person 2: Youre so lucky! Ive never met one in my life! are they really that friendly?
Person 1: Yeah, unless you scare/attack them.
Person 2: why would anyone attack a cat anyway?

by Not_Jerry February 16, 2022

Jerry

The whites person ever and he says hes rich but hes fuckin poor as hell

my god its a jerry

by Fuckoff mate January 30, 2017

Jerry

A term that describes a clueless white man. Often results in mediocrity, clumsiness, and/or an inability to read the room.

(1) Oh no here comes Jerry skiing down the mountain.

(2) Lol did he really just put that in front of people? Wow, what a Jerry.

(3) Can you stop being a Jerry and get over here please?

by cuddleylochnessmonster February 12, 2023

pulled a jerry

to leave your belongings behind in any mode of transportation of which you are not the proprietor.

OMG dude I just pulled a Jerry. I left my suitcase on the train and realized it three days later...

by larry the fairy June 28, 2017