Look!! What is that!! It's a bird! Its a plane! no! it's Jeff in his audi! yes that's right. An audi driving, diabetic, weight lifting force of nature. Unstoppable in any way imaginable physically, mentally, verbaly. He can do it all. ladies look no further then the Jeff Bassett.
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Get the Jeff Bassett mug.A “Jeff” is a human being that lives rent free in your home. You are not related to this person and they are not really a close friend either.
They usually take over the dwelling and have liberal tendencies. They drive an economical vehicle and date a homely looking female. Their personality is usually a compilation of others around them that they emulate. Your tv bill will become higher with a Jeff.
They usually take over the dwelling and have liberal tendencies. They drive an economical vehicle and date a homely looking female. Their personality is usually a compilation of others around them that they emulate. Your tv bill will become higher with a Jeff.
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Get the Jeff Schechter mug.The most high degree of a hater. These people hide in plain sight as supporters and in darkness tell people how they hate you while also ranting over the internet about you while never directly talking to you or mentioning you.
They are too scared to actually do anything, but at the same time will threaten and tell the world what they will do to you or have already done in their mind as if it were real. They will never fight, but at any cost avoid it the same as they would avoid jail, but at the same time would cohere another person into taking on their battle as if they were a part of it.
They are too scared to actually do anything, but at the same time will threaten and tell the world what they will do to you or have already done in their mind as if it were real. They will never fight, but at any cost avoid it the same as they would avoid jail, but at the same time would cohere another person into taking on their battle as if they were a part of it.
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Get the Jeff mug.Jeff is commonly used as a name for a duck however it can be used as a human name e.g Nyaphy Jeff Jeff
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Get the Jeff mug.When you join an existing social group without any prior knowledge of anyone and their eccentricities and immediately try to fit in, effectively making a fucking fool of yourself and mankind as a whole.
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