Party junkie

When you're a huge party addict.

Miku, bring on the show.

Mom: y'know what's worse than drunks?
Kid: no, what?
Mom: party junkies, don't do what they did.

Kid: I'm gonna do it!
Mom: of course you are...

by Aitetsu December 31, 2018

False Junkie

Someone who talks about using drugs, but has never actually used any.
Example: People who say 'I'm a crackhead', but show no symptoms of being on crack are false junkies.

Jerry: I'M A CRACKHEAD!!
Tom: You haven't used any before you false junkie.

by MISTER S.P.E.C.I.A.L. April 20, 2020

techno junkie

Someone who has the need to do everything with the latest state of the art technology, everything else is slow and not enough.

James is such a techno junkie, he just bought a computer but he's not happy cuz there is a newer model that is faster.

by MrGonzalezJose December 02, 2015

Whispering Junkie

An addict who is really lowkey about it.

Yo dud you hear about Jeff? I had no idea he was a whispering junkie

by Zaddyzaza April 30, 2023

nail polish remover junkies

me

nail polish remover junkies

by urmumlovesmybrain August 31, 2023

Junkie logic

When somebody is so high on drugs or something else to where their lies make no sense their stories have no point and they try to convince people and believe their selves that they make sense

My boyfriend actually thinks he's convincing with his junkie logic when you tell me some b******* story that makes up to a no sense.

by Darthfraai November 04, 2023

Junky Munky

A junky monkey is a kid high on prime.

The kid became a junky munky after he saw that the prime was on discount.

by DiddlyDeez September 30, 2023