Junk Food Storytelling

When you rehash an old story, again and again, but nothing is added to the story. It is just another reHASH of the characters doing the same thing, over and over again. It adds nothing, but might be brighter and more full of fluff than anything with any semblance of character development. How many times do we have to see The Phoenix Saga done?

Watching X-Men:Apocalypse makes me sad, the level of Junk Food Storytelling is pathetic, and just to give the actor a softball role to play.

by WarbearPrime June 19, 2024

junk trip

this is when you feel like you're high, but you're not on drugs or alcohol.

Bob: Dude, I feel like I'm on a junk trip.
Joe: But, you're not high!
Bob: That's the whole point!

by Jonathan "Johnny" Jones October 6, 2008

Junk Hog

1. An individual who overindulges in the consumption of junk. Junk can be defined as any opiate or opioid medication preparation. One who hogs units of a junk shot preparation in which two individuals cook up a dual score utilizing a single needle. The second person shooting said drugs is dubbed as taking a, "back seat" on a shot. Folks in the backseat typically contracted illnesses from directly injecting the initial shooter's blood. This contraction depends on a vast amount of factors as some diseases contracted from needles, droppers, etc., are either blood or airborne. Basically hepatitis C & HIV are the culprits as well as flesh eating viruses for example.

Bowery the dealer - Sid, I love you & I love Nancy but she is a junk hog. She is bringing you down man. She doesn't give a fuck about anything else except pumping her &, your veins full of gear...

by tOXR(A)!! July 11, 2021

mexican trunk junk

Marijuana that is horrid. Mostly shake, stems and seeds, doesn't get you high, and doesn't last. Complete garbage.

I'm good on that mexican trunk junk.

by SmokeyBluntRoach November 15, 2014

Mad dogs junk removal

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by Stubss April 24, 2021

Junk trunk psychologist

A backyard psychologist usually straight out of jail who thinks anyone that prefers the company of fit looking people rather than ppl who look like old boots and old footy’s is a sex offender and deserves to be extorted and harrassed based on their professional diagnosis. Sex offenders make them look like normal citizens so making a big deal out of a harmless situation is high in list of priorities.

I can’t find my fucking Undies and someone took a dump on my lounge room floor!

Yeh brah you got a visit from a junk trunk psychologist

by Cruciferous August 8, 2021

Junk in the trunk

To have anal sex.

Hey Kevin did you and Stacy do the junk in the trunk last night?

by ChldshBrawlbino December 10, 2021