Budney came up to bat in the 9th hoping for a hit. He was already 0-6 and didn’t want to pull a Juan!
by Rocking Ruby November 23, 2022
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juan is the life of the party. not just a party but anywhere he goes. bars, clubs, even work! you name it. they are extremely genius people and know absolutely everything. juans are never wrong and they know it. they are amazing at sex and everything surrounding that, they know how to please you and most of the times have mommy issues. they love milfs but claim they don’t like kids but when introduced to them juans fall in love with babies. they also love younger girls, they claim to hate immaturity but also get off on that and likes the entertainment of teaching and leading people to become more mature. they are great boyfriends (sometimes) and treat you like a queen. they also don’t hit girls. i love juans.
by itsmariaw June 28, 2021
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by Super_Salty_Boi November 3, 2020
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“Fucking Juan keeps stealing my shit, the other day he said I was ugly like nigga, the bitch got no hoes!”
by 1.3.4-1 August 11, 2020
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by Anushandler47 November 20, 2019
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