Bald Bastard Classic

Where you chug a 5 hour energy, take a XO and chug a tall redbull
“What you want from the store”-Jesse
“Ill take a Bald Bastard Classic”
My uncle had put me on the Bald Bastard Classic
by iiTzXan June 26, 2023
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Erase Bald

A corny hair growth spray jk Erase Bald is a pro at rocket league player and hes better than your dog
Broo Erase Bald is So good at Rocket League? IKR i wanna suck his cock
by kvoji December 20, 2021
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Bald Head Scoot

A person who gets on your nerves or usually associated with common slang.
man i can't stand that girl thats why she is a bald head scoot.
by Cheeko23 April 7, 2011
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Bald Twatty Bastard

A cheating lying man with more hair on his chest than on his head. Usually has a cheap combover to cover his rapid balding.
He had an affair. What a bald twatty bastard!
by ACL.15 June 19, 2025
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a common meme on how the americans dont use the metric system
"hey, how are fast are we?"
around 69 hamburgers per bald eagle"
by lunalunara2904 February 13, 2025
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