Jacksonville Birth Control

To eliminate the birthing of a potential child by pushing your wife/significant other down a flight of stairs while pregnant.
Leslie was carrying my child, but I gave her the ol' Jacksonville Birth Control last night so we should be good.
by beeeeeeeeeeej January 31, 2011
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Control Panel

Control panel is shortened to CP, which is re-expanded into child porn.
"Yea, I have a shit ton of control panel on my computer dude. probably like 12gb." "Holy shit man, how old? are you selling?"
by Deconentrated September 22, 2022
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Pillar of Control

It is someone or something that is the backbone of the team or a group. (The Pillar of control) is the leader that guides the team and protects, supports, and the one who brings the skills and utility to tie the whole team together, offering assistance where necessary to help everyone else do their job effectively throughout all stages of a game.
by Tubol eater July 16, 2022
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GROUND CONTROL TRAP

when your DICK gets caught in the UNREAL ENGINE.
Get real JACK as you are not going to conceive of anything imaginable by being inside the GROUND CONTROL TRAP and if you tell me otherwise, you are a MAJOR ASSH0LE I swear for arguing with me regarding your conceptions.
by DISTRAUGHT May 31, 2022
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controller killer

A song/level in Beat Saber that makes you yeet your controllers together.
"man i broke my thumb because of the controller killer
by Old_zitterhand May 27, 2020
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loose bowel control

Kyle : There's no brown noise!
Eric : There is!
Eric : It can make people loose bowel control.
Kyle : What is "loose bowel control"?
Eric : Oh, it's a scientific term of shitting.
by BruhDictionary July 08, 2023
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