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Happily Ever After

The sad reality is, no one ever lives happily ever after as in the real world we all run into stressful situations in life and some which can stick to us for life, therefore no one can truly live "happily ever after". It only exists in fairytales, storybooks and Disney movies.
by UltimateDoge August 30, 2022
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Rage Happens? Cool Police

Possibly the greatest band ever.

Rage Happens? COOL POLICE
person 1: Dude i just saw the best band ever
person 2: Rage Happens?
person 1: COOL POLICE
person 3: Rage Happens? Cool Police!!!!!
by dudenumbertwelve May 21, 2009
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Wet Hampster

A bad ass beverage to consume the day after you've been rearended from behind by an old man ( in a non-sexual way) at a complete stop at a red light!

Wet Hampster to be made as follows

Kahlua
Baileys
Rumplemintz

add liquor all equal parts in mixer cup with ice shake vigorously then pour over a glass of ice and garnish with a dead hampster you've found by the front counter of a stripclub!
Taylor: " like I'm at this redlight wasted at 2:30 am and this oldman who's totally sober runs right into the back of my car at a deadstop"

Estee: " omg did the popo come?"

Taylor: " hell no I'm like DUI or sleep? Hmmm I'll take the sleep and dream of my wet hampster !!!"

Estee: " Good call !!! "
by Drunk billiards June 14, 2010
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pants hampster

A pants hampster is a hampster that totally studly guys keep in their pants to impress hot chicks.
Tyrone showed Marcella his pants hampster.

Seconds later she was naked, chowing down on his trouser trout.
by scodder May 13, 2010
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ah, not happening

1. A phrase you say when you want to get somebody's hopes
up.

2. A phrase you say when somebody says something
unlikely or unrealistic.
1. Ben: I hope somebody hands in my wallet.
Steve: Ah, not happening!

2. Bob: On my 21st birthday, Britney Spears and Madonna
are coming to my party.
Philip: Ah, not happening!
by Savona December 24, 2006
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what's happenin

Another word for hair under the lower lip not to be confused with a goatee.
What's that he's trying to grow? Oh it's just his what's happenin
by LaSwana December 3, 2007
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Not a Campy Happer

A play on the expression "not a happy camper". Often used to try and alleviate some of the tension generally associated when using the expression.
Brad- "Oh man, Kevin just took a shit on Tod's floor!"

Carl- " Whoa, and Tod is not a campy happer, but Kevin should have known better than to drink Four Loko and eat all that Taco Bell."
by Ageofchronic January 7, 2017
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