pull a Hampton

When a middle-aged person gets caught doing something that usually a sixteen year old gets caught doing.

Kid A: Hey man, did you hear what happened to Mr. Daniells?
Kid B: Naw, what?
Kid A: Cops found him in a parking lot in his car, and when he attempted to leave, he was clearly drunk and they found a bag of weed and a pipe in his car.
Kid B: Way to pull a Hampton!

by Tyi989 October 1, 2010

Hoo ha hamper

Another name for a tampon

Hey Jenny have an extra hoo ha hamper?

by Clouddasher October 15, 2020

Hot Dogs in a Hamper

When you can't think of the words for "pigs in a blanket."

I'm going to eat some hot dogs in a hamper for dinner tonight.

by KirbyCat5723 July 23, 2024

rascible coxswain "Saunterblugget Hampterfuppinshire!"

The character that Grampton St. Rumpterfrabble is playing in "The Duchess Approves."

Stay tuned for the Friday night movie, The Duchess Approves, starring Sturly Stembleburgiss as "The Duchess" and Grampton St. Rumpterfrabble as irascible coxswain "Saunterblugget Hampterfuppinshire!"

by Aa2we March 13, 2024

Derry New Hampshire thornspike

A Derry nh tradition, When somebody shits on your cock, and you pull it out and ram in a different persons ass. This is usually performed in a field full of drunk people.

I was 4 shots deep, and someone paid me 30$ to perform a Derry New Hampshire thornspike on the drunk 300 pound torta at the bonfire.

by BungHoleLiqours6.8 March 7, 2026

evil new hampshire

the webcomic xkcd made a joke map of the united states on december 15, 2023 where it had 64 states. at first glance it looks correct because all the noticeable states (california, texas, florida, michigan, maine, maryland, etc.) are there but when you look closely you realize a bunch of extra look-alike states have been added. most of them are just wyoming and colorado clones in the western part of the country, but one of them is next to new hampshire. people have dubbed it "evil new hampshire."

have you seen the 64 states map by xkcd? it has states like evil new hampshire, central carolina, aren't kansas, and newer mexico.

by connecticut 765 June 16, 2025

A New Hampshire Seatbelt

When a chick reaches around from over your shoulder and jerks you off.

Did you hear how Lucky Brian is? His girlfriend gave him a New Hampshire Seatbelt last night.

by nermalpecker September 16, 2025