half mung

A half erect peni

I woke up today with a half mung

I go to work in the morning with a half mung

Yo Dimi tried to sodomise me with his half mung

by DIMI LOVES THE February 20, 2015

Half a g

To illustrate Half of a gram of product, Usually illicit drugs.

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Ex.
Damn she snorted half a g like it was nothing

by Genesisgothic December 20, 2020

half-rats

Partially intoxicated
1800s slang re-popularized by Gen Z

When you show up to the club and you're taking some shots, but you're already half-rats

by RGSJ June 6, 2023

Half Kosher

When a Jew will eat non Kosher meat like beef and chicken, but won't eat a non kosher animal like pork or prawns. Something secular Jews do as they think it's better than fully breaking kosher, when in reality there's no difference.

Don:Hey Emily would you like some of my ham and cheese sandwich?

Emily: No Don! I can't have that! It's not kosher!
Don: Erm, Emily you do know that sandwich you're eating is non kosher chicken right?
Emily: Yeah but I eat non kosher meat, just not non kosher animals.
Don: So you're half kosher.

by mrperson123 February 14, 2020

Half-walnut

The rear view of a vagina, available only when a naked hot woman with a thigh gap is standing.

"As I slowly kissed down her back and along the tender crack of her delectable ass, I was presented with the Holy Grail of all visions - the most perfect half-walnut."

by Cwuppacwoffee April 3, 2019

Halfing Moment

A halfing moment refers to an incredibly failed attempt trying to be funny, humorous, comical or amusing in any type of way. It's usually executed by a person desperate for acceptance and approval of their unexisting personality, of which they hopelessly can't get change.

That was not funny at all, such a halfing moment.

by khada October 22, 2020

BEST HALF

(BEST HALF) Is a fe/male may have been known as a

(better half) but a best half represents A deeper feeling for your (BEST HALF)

Me and my (BEST HALF) are going on a trip to Florida.

by ONNY May 19, 2019