homeless or hipster

an expression native to the westcoast of BC used to describe the confusion that arises when you can't tell if someone has spent a lot of money and time, trying to achieve the..."I-just-woke-up-this-morning-and-rolled-out-of-bed-and-didn't-even-look-in-the-mirror look or literally doesn't have a home.

Walking down the street with your girlfriends....

"Hey, check out that dude up there."

"Hm I dunno, homeless or hipster?"

"Oh shit, totally homeless!"

by anthropology217 February 19, 2012

hipster's ear

An ear with scars under the earlobe from pulling off shirts that are 2 sizes too small.

1: Holy shit, my new padlock on my ear gauge is really giving me the case of hipster's ear.
2: You should consult a therapist.

by agninaoakz September 20, 2014

hipster jeans

Extremely tight skinny jeans for both sexes, worn without undergarments for a smooth look. Usually so tight that sitting down is not easy.

Take Levi's 510 jeans, 1 or 2 sizes too small, and shrink more by washing. You now have hipster jeans. Good luck getting them on.

by exhipster December 29, 2013

Hipster Gold

Everything that magically attracts hipsters. The newest unknown indie band, your grandma’s clothes, your self-assembled fixie, and so on. Hipster Gold – Hipster Sold.

Did you hear about this new indie band? That stuff is hipster gold.

by T–Roy May 12, 2013

REI Hipster

A subset of hipster (that does not believe they are hipster) that dresses in REI clothes. Eschewing cigarette pants, fedoras, and veganism, REI hipsters dress in SmartWool tops, Marmot jackets, and jeans, chowing down on the finest bison jerky to fuel their Markleeville Death Ride attempt.

Did you see Melissa today? She's totally channeling her inner REI hipster today.

by BarracudaSlayer March 1, 2017

hipster fuckfest

What is a hipster fuckfest? Oddly enough, there is nothing sexual about it. It's just a phrase my friends and I have been using for the last 10 years to describe a gathering, place, or scene that is overrun by hipsters, especially the tragically hip variety.

"Hey, want to go see that MGMT show at Holocene?" "Hell, no - that's going to be a hipster fuckfest."

by Pete Best, Graffiti Table February 18, 2008

Hipster Heaven

Pabst Blue Ribbon...The beer of choice for any hipster. One would think its popular because its cheap, but really because in a hipster's mind its considered obscure. Hipster's typically will dislike anything mainstream so Bud Light, Miller, or Coors dont have a chance if PBR is available.

Guy: Hey I'm going to get a Bud Light. You want one?

Hipster: (looks at Beer Taps) Oh man they got PBR! Sweet. Most bars don't have Hipster Heaven. That's rad dude! I'll totally take that on draft Bro.

by SparkleK1d July 27, 2010