Strumming the Hair Guitar

Knocking the little man out of his double ended rowing boat.

Johnny has left with the baby sitter and poor Louise, 8 young kids and strumming the hair guitar...I love it when the bitch strums the hair guitar and I'm deep in the tan track.

by Randy Ashell March 11, 2024

guitar pedals

The Best Thing To Spend Money On

"Man, I Don't Have Enough Guitar Pedals"

by radiohead2912 January 10, 2018

guitar quiero

1. A person who is extremely addicted to the game, Guitar Hero, and cannot stop playing even after they have gold-starred every song on expert.

2. The title of an Episode of "South Park".

Dun! that dude's been playing guitar hero for 3 days straight, he must be a guitar quiero.

by Gucci Bawlz July 2, 2009

The Guitar

When a gentleman is sitting down and masturbating while he's fingering his lady there is standing up so it look like he's playing a guitar

Gentleman: I really dont feel like having sex tonight honny. Can't i just masturbate in peace.
Lady: Come on baby. Can't you atleast make the guitar so i also can get som fun?
Gentleman: Fine.
Lady: Atleast i will get something bigger than your dick tonight.
Gentleman: .....

by The_dirty_poet May 27, 2016

Guitar effect

When something or someone doesn’t feel the same as it used to and there is no point anymore.

I tried to play guitar after years but i don’t have the same passion, its a guitar effect.

by John the mailman September 16, 2023

guitar licking

the licking of one "guitar strings" is when one person eats another person's hairy rear end.

I love guitar licking after a tequila

by didsomebodysaymenulog November 17, 2022

Bass Guitar

The best instrument to ever exist. Has 4 strings and is 1 octave lower than a guitar.

I play the bass guitar for the school band.

by dhar woman January 15, 2023