Star-Grooming

Star Grooming is a form of Grooming where you groom someone or a group to be famous in order to push hidden agendas. Intelligence Agencies such as US Intelligences like the CIA would do "Talent Spotting" such as find a talented person or group and then set up a cover story for their rise to "Stardom" since it looks organic. An example would be a Canadian Rock Band called "My Evil Erica" who are being star groomed by the CIA and CSIS via David Eric Grohl purchasing the band for US$80 Million.

CIA: Programs David Eric Grohl via the neuralink to buy "My Evil Erica"
David Eric Grohl: "It kinda like awanken this feeling in that was like oh shit!"
David Eric Grohl: Look at these crazy motherfuckers, I feel like they sound just like us the Nirvana band back in the good old days"
David Eric Grohl: "Devon Rodgers reminds me of me when I was younger."
David Eric Grohl: "Brett Howden reminds me of my old buddy Krist Novoselic"
David Eric Grohl: "Jeon Marc reminds me of my old and never forgotten pal Kurt Cobain"
David Eric Grohl: "This is the Nirvana of Steroids!"
CIA: "My Evil Erica Star-Grooming complete"

Brendon O'Connell: "This is the CIA Culture War after all"

by GreatTruth123 June 9, 2022

Will Groom

ego is as big as the shit he takes in the bathroom whilst holding his blue raspberry vape

will groom stinks

by ceoofcricketnsw September 8, 2022

funky groove

It's the first smoke shop opened in citrus county , 19998, .. a hot chick, every novelty you could imagine has been sold there years after years, back in the day they started the "battle of the DJS", which the people would come from Tampa, Ocala, and Gainesville just to watch the battle and usually take lots of excasty. The owner seems to not age, which confusing many. The store is visted by many as a museum . A only must see in crystal river.

Yo, I'm headed to the funky groove buddy, whatcha need.

by Fg girl January 31, 2023

DJ Grooves Shower

It is a term for overeating and decide to vomit it all out in your partners anus, then you wait for your partner to shit it back on your face, This being called a DJ Grooves shower referring to a fat character who eats so much.

Kevin: man i gave my girl a DJ Grooves Shower last night and my girl didnt like it
Vector: drop her man she's not worth it

by Willborn dickinson February 7, 2023

Mr Groom

A British guy who not only likes men, but also teaches computer science at a selective high school. He plays an absurd amount of Minecraft and overwatch, rivalling the means of another god gamer (only pros would get the reference). He has many colourful metaphors that he uses to convey his messages, like how he escaped the matrix and that the school system is controlling us (he is very based). Apart from liking men, he also likes kids, thus his name.

Guy one: "Bro, that kid got kidnapped today"
Guy two: "Oh it was probably Mr Groom, don't worry law enforcement will bait him by telling him about the new overwatch league"
Guy one: "You sure?"
Guy two: "Of course, no gamer at his calibre would ever miss out on that tournament."
Guy one: "Oh, ok"

by Anonymoose1010209391 June 19, 2023

Benstin Groone

The combination of (a certain individual that I must not name on Urban Dictionary) and the singer Benson Boone. This combination was due to their similar personalities and can often be described as "beuatogul". It is so "beuatogul" that it has been compared to the Mona Lisa on certain occasions.

Benstin Groone is the next best thing since sliced bread.

by SnappleApple... July 23, 2024

Power groove

Power groove is a synonym for groove metal associated with the band Pantera.

Damageplan perfected power groove!

by Gucciandmoneyz July 25, 2024