Cold Gravy

While masturbating outside in below freezing weather, you spill your seed in either the snow or it freezes before it hits the ground.

Because the lack of privacy, I decided to go outside and make cold gravy.

by hunghorseman September 9, 2013

Tomatoes & Gravy

adj. indicating your extreme fondness for something; describing something as very, very cool.

Can be abbreviated to "t&g"

"Dude, you've got to try that Spicy Joint restaurant, it is Tomatoes & Gravy"

"That girl is the fucking t&g"

by Mansizerooster March 23, 2008

pants gravy

diarrhea in your trousers

Oops, I just made pants gravy. Guess I won't be wearing these boxers again. Or pants. Or shirt.

by RawdogDF January 25, 2012

turkey gravy

a soupy shit resembling thanksgiving turkey gravy.

after 62 burritos, ziggy had a bad case of turkey gravy.

by pappapittmudman February 4, 2004

red gravy

When a woman is on her period.

Girl Talking: "We can't hook up tonight; I'm on the red gravy."

by Pooky Nubs September 7, 2006

Trouser Gravy

Running shit.

My after drinking that dark beer all night I have mad trouser gravy today.

by Tom Braski December 14, 2003

gravy train

it don't really matter; its whatever

Person 1: I forgot you worked today
Person 2: Its all gravy train

by S.E.H. July 29, 2005