girlfriend duty

The term used to describe the actions of a girl (usually girlfriend) who helps out a guy in a situation where help is required, but he is too proud to ask for help from anyone else.

Jessica: I was helping Imran revise for his exam last night!
Oscar: Girlfriend duty!
Jessica: It's not girlfriend duty!
Everyone in earshot: Girlfriend duty!

by Burger King Diamond December 8, 2011

Girlfriend

Something I don't have. :(

Me: Hey, do you have a girlfriend?
My friend: No, mine's dead.

by Markus Vanbugo October 7, 2019

Girlfriend

Either the best or worst decision of your life. For instance a girlfriend can make you a happy man (or woman if you're a lesbian) but one can also make you have the shittiest time of your life.

Example 1: Man my girlfriend is the best. She got me the best gift ever.
Example 2: Dude my girlfriend gave me herpes. She didn't even tell me about it either.

by United_States_of_Memes November 23, 2018

Girlfriend.

Something you’ll never have

You will never have a girlfriend.

by Xx_pussyslayer15_xX May 26, 2018

re-girlfriend

A woman, an ex-girlfriend, that a man rekindles a relationship with.

Lamont: Man, didn't I see you kickin' it with yo crazy ass ex-girlfriend last night?

Benny: Yeah, but she knew how to work it better than the rest, ya dig? I had to get back at that, so she's my re-girlfriend, ya heard??

by the original black bear March 26, 2010

Text Girlfriend

A girl who's been dumped via text.

Jim: Are you still dating Melissa?
Steve: No, I made her my text girlfriend.

by rocketman33 October 12, 2009

Girlfriend man

When you first have sex with your girlfriend and discover she has a penis

(aka a trap)

so I got her in my room and she wipped out a cock!
she was a girlfriend man!

by johnathanpenisman February 24, 2010