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Milton, Georgia 

An even wealthier suburb of Atlanta, smaller city/town of inside the city of Alpharetta, where the kids drive nicer cars than most adults and the adults don't drive, they are driven (or, just as often, the women drive H2's and the dads drive insanely small sports cars. Most guy teens choose to drive insanely large AMERICAN trucks for offroading and girl teens prefer more lexus/bmw/mercedes. Jeeps are also seen EVERYWHERE. Milton High School has everything from their preps to the stoners. Their school also looks like a college campus. No good places to chill, most of them end up at North Point Mall, fishing, off-roading, relaxing in Miltons fine houses with hot tubs/pool tables/pools/indoor movie theaters, and eating at all the good places. Chick-fil-a is the fast food of choice and the other popular spots are Taco-Mac, Jimmy Johns, and Menchies. They can definitely be stereotyped. White, rich, christian, and part redneck. Definitely southern, yet rich as hell and classy. If you've lived here all your life you know every backroad, GA400, and your way around the 3 White Columns/Crooked Creek like its your job. Everytime you decide to go anywhere, you might as well roll the windows down and blast your kicks 101.5, you'll also want to keep your hand out the window to say to all the people you'll pass, your going to know 75% of them. Careful you don't speed though, Milton po-po are EVERYWHERE. Hand out MIP's like candy. There's definitely no place like Milton :)
Milton, Georgia is pretty much the shit, alpharetta is definitely alpha-ghetto compared to this.
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Hartwell, Georgia

Hartwell is the town in Georgia that is closest to South Carolina. There is absolutely nothing to do in Hartwell. The biggest attraction is a Walmart and the ghetto and sketchy backroads.
Dude, I'm going to Hartwell, Georgia.

Wtf, why would you do that?

Going to chill at Walmart.


Hartwell, Georgia by lmcgee1 March 21, 2009

North Georgia College and State University 

North Georgia College and State University decides to wake everyone up at 0645 and have an entire battalion Health and Wellness Inspection to catch cadets with random "illegal" objects.
Little Tommy Palmer was nervous when all MLC staff, of North Georgia College and State University, was in his residence halls inspecting his room. Little Tommy Palmer knew he was wrong by hiding his 5 cent lighter under his dustcover.

The Georgia

The sexual act when on female(doesnt always have to be a female though) takes one popsicle(or other sweet treat on a stick) and crams it up their sexual reproductive organ.
Now heres the kicker
She then feeds it to her sexual partner
"Dude me and my girlfriend tryed the Big 'G'(Georgia) last night. Dude BEST POPSICLE EVER!!!!!!!!"

"Did you hear? Ryan and his girlfriend broke up after they tryed The Georgia, I heard she got a yeast infection."
The Georgia by Popsicle Boy December 9, 2008

West Georgia Cat Man 

The strange man who walks the campus at the University of West Georgia feeding the stray cat population. He is often heard and seen roaming through the creeks and wooded areas on campus at night, playing with the cats.
"Hey, I was on campus last night and saw the West Georgia Cat Man. He looked pretty crazy hanging out with those cats."

woodstock, georgia 

Woodstock, Georgia used to be a small town until the hipsters took it over.
DAMN when did all these hipsters move to Woodstock, Georgia?!

Sweet Georgia John

Based on the precept that even the most mundane of utterances can blow minds with proper timing, the Sweet Georgia John is a sex act wherein at the moment right before your partner begins to climax you make a completely trivial comment. Just as he or she is about to orgasm you say something like "oh, by the way - Tom says hi" or "don't let me forget to take out the recycling." Any statement of relatively very little importance which would generally be voiced only in passing will suffice. Although potentially distracting, the manuever is intended neither to diminish nor enhance the experience of the orgasmee. Rather, its purpose is to render your partner's climax bizarre or surreal in light of your flippant remark while engendering an overall sense of trippiness. When performed by a female it is also known as a Sweet Georgia Jane.
I gave my girlfriend a Sweet Georgia John when I waited until the precise moment just before she started coming to compliment her on the new drapes.
Sweet Georgia John by JCfreely January 8, 2011