Ghetto Heisman

To avoid and or push someone away you're not interested in.

I gave her the ghetto Heisman after we hooked up but she keeps calling me wanting to hook up again.

by Tbro71 July 15, 2018

Ghetto Myspace

noun, referring to the decaying social network known as Myspace.

It's also a reference internet meme started by the website GhettoMyspace.net, dedicated to ghetto photos found on Myspace.

Someone sees a picture of a thug eating money. "That's like something you'd see on Ghetto Myspace."

Or, "Thats some Ghetto Myspace shit!"

by realhungry2000 November 3, 2011

Ghetto Tourettes

The act of spontaneously adding unnecessary words, phrases, or sounds to a conversation. While usually added to the of the statement it is possible to randomly have a Ghetto Tourettes added anywhere.

Ghetto Tourettes post-statement:
That was a bad party, youknowwhatImsayin?

Random usage:

He was really mad, feel me, about all that fuckery, feel me, knowhatImsaying.

Ghetto Tourettes can also be used to describe an entire conversation:
This guy came into the shop talking all Ghetto Tourettes.

by UrbanPaign May 6, 2011

Ghetto Shipping

Using the shipping supplies from one courier company to ship a package via another courier, thereby saving money on office supplies.

"Dude, you printed your FedEx shipping label on one of the DHL label sheets."

"Yeah, it fits perfectly on the page, and DHL gives us these label sheets for free."

"That's some ghetto shipping, man."

"You know it."

by Drew's Tin November 19, 2007

Ghetto Porridge

Twinkies mashed up with water in a blender and boiled.

I was hungry and I had some twinkies, so I made myself some ghetto porridge and had myself some purple drank.

by tEH fINAL pWNOSAUR May 26, 2010

Ghetto Range

A piece of crap range, either gas or electric that is on the very slowest end of the pricing scale and is generally very poor quality. A range you would likely see used in a rent house or apartment owned by a cheap-ass landlord.

"Hey steve, were you able to cook dinner for your girlfriend last night?"..."Hell no, the elements are burned out in my crappy ass ghetto range again. I just need to get a new one becuase I will never get any ass if I don't replace it soon."

by c@pper March 20, 2009

Ghetto Rave

When you're walking down the street downtown and there are a bunch of police cars with their lights on at a crime scene. You run up with a bunch of friends by the cop cars and dance by the flashing lights.

Person #1: "Hey do see those cop cars, something bad must have gone down."
Person #2: "Dude! Let's go Ghetto Rave by the cars!"
Person #1: "Yeah ok...and I've got some crystal meth we can do!"
Person #2: "Dude are you stupid!? They're cop cars!!!"
Person #1: "Oh yeah...haha."

by C_Rich September 12, 2009