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Fatty Puff Puff

A person - usually called Sam or Kathryn - who is (or is getting) a bit porky. Generally a temporary state between episodes of svelte fitness and tone.
1) Kathryn: *shows old photo of self* Sam: “Wow…!! Weren’t you a Fatty Puff Puff??!!?”

2) Kathryn: “Sam, you’re a sexy goddess, even if you are a Fatty Puff Puff "

3) Both: Are you sure you want full fat coke? Gotta watch the Fatty Puff Puff.

Then they eat sweets and talk about cavemen and horses.
by smallbutmighty February 1, 2017
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Fetty Wapping

When you’re smoking and you get smoke in your eye and it burns too much to open
Damn bro look at Eric over there he did a French inhale and now he’s fetty wapping hard.
by Dinghy24 December 4, 2017
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Fitter

A fake twitter or burner account commonly used by popular twitter handles to post more personal and weird stuff to not lose a following on their main account.
Man im started to lose followers when i post about cum on main, im bout to make a fitter
by Hubert gay emoji March 3, 2020
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Fatty Boombalatti

The name you use for someone who is fat.
Hey dude...did you see Chris...he's fatty boombalatti this year...
by the queen 69 May 8, 2008
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Fatty Fatty 2X4

An obese female thief who frequents dive bars and often wears NASCAR or domestic beer attire. She also has been known to wear sunglasses at night.
"Son do yourself a favor and don't leave your money on the table. That Fatty Fatty 2X4 is liable to take it."
by Colombian Necktie October 10, 2008
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Fisty

Adj.-slang originating from San Clemente California.

If something is "fisty" it is awesome, sweet, sick, or hardcore.

Similar to fist-worthy or Seattle's filthy.

You should use this word often to get the desired effect. When used those around should acknowledged their agreement that something is fisty, by saying it is fisty as well. One can emphasize said acknowledged agreement by firstly making a fist, then grabbing the fisted wrist or forearm. The emphasis varies on how low you are grabbing, the closer you are to the elbow the more you are acknowledging the agreement. It should be duly noted that you should never thrust the fisted arm for this is offensive, one should only use a grabbing motion while fisted arm is stationary.
Stephen:"Hey how great was that concert last night!"

Alex:"Ya dude! (insert random band) was so fisty!"

Stephen:"Ya they were freakin fisty!"
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Malachi:"Thats fisty!"

Jordan:"Way fisty!"

Jordan:*grabs fisted arm near elbow*

Malachi:*returns gesture*
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by Winston Q. Jorgonson June 7, 2010
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beating a fatty

Masturbating : When you get a hard on, after seeing a pretty woman, or for just no reason at all and then you beat off because your dick is hard and you are almost there.
"Jeff's not going out tonight, he's beating a fatty at home."

nick's got a date with his computer tonight.....he got a boner from this girl at walmart and now he has to finish off..and beat a fatty
by fatty beating master January 14, 2008
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