Female #1: Girl, I don't know what is going lately.
Female #2: What's up? What do you mean?
Female #1: Have you noticed I am dating three guys at once again?
Female #2: I know it's total sausage fest for you...like a man buffet for you. Just use a condom and stay safe.
Female #1: Trust me..I will.
Female #2: What's up? What do you mean?
Female #1: Have you noticed I am dating three guys at once again?
Female #2: I know it's total sausage fest for you...like a man buffet for you. Just use a condom and stay safe.
Female #1: Trust me..I will.
by classymalikat November 17, 2011
Get the Sausage fest mug.Tired of feeling unattended? Do you crave for attention? A snug fest is when 16 or more people feel the need to nourish on the dead skin cells of another. They will huddle up in a cringe corner in solitary, isolated from sunlight.
Ross has decided to host a snug fest; inviting 15 people over to his cabin in the woods to brush cheek bones, exchange saliva and accumulate dust. They will most likely never be seen again.
by Lord Snuggs April 1, 2015
Get the Snug Fest mug.Much similar to synonyms "sausage fest" or "bro-sage fest" but has now evolved, meaning a large amount of bros in a certain area not particularly at a party, though it can be used for such, also.
jack (bro 1): "hey man is your school still bro-ing it out?"
rob (bro 2): "yea dude it's becoming a brah-sage fest there."
rob (bro 2): "yea dude it's becoming a brah-sage fest there."
by rockstar-rob March 27, 2010
Get the brah-sage fest mug.A very complex stunt requiring a cork, jam, a branding iron, and ass-less chaps. There are multiple steps to this procedure...
1. Place the jam in the recipients bum hole
2. Push the cork as far into the ass as possible
3. Then, brand the recipient with the branding iron (preferably with the shape of a large genitalia)
4. The recipient then should poop/fart as hard as possible rendering a jam explosion out of their anus
5. Have the recipient then eat the jam and yell "Jimmy Fest!" as loud as possible (preferably while chocking on the shitty jam"
6. While your partner chokes to death, sing "Living in the sunlight" by Tiny Tim
GREAT SUCCESS!
1. Place the jam in the recipients bum hole
2. Push the cork as far into the ass as possible
3. Then, brand the recipient with the branding iron (preferably with the shape of a large genitalia)
4. The recipient then should poop/fart as hard as possible rendering a jam explosion out of their anus
5. Have the recipient then eat the jam and yell "Jimmy Fest!" as loud as possible (preferably while chocking on the shitty jam"
6. While your partner chokes to death, sing "Living in the sunlight" by Tiny Tim
GREAT SUCCESS!
by Bucko123 October 7, 2012
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Not originally used by the gentry of old east London town, now officially part of the Cockney rhyming dictionary and appearing on various 'Cockney' translation sites, ''Uncle Fester'' has become the new ''Nonce'' or ''Kiddie Fiddler.''
Apparently movies such as Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels - full of faux Cockney wording - encouraged people to take up creating their own rhyming slang.
''Uncle Fester'' has been affectionately adopted and accepted as a more modern alternative to ''nonce'' in many areas of East and South London.
Not originally used by the gentry of old east London town, now officially part of the Cockney rhyming dictionary and appearing on various 'Cockney' translation sites, ''Uncle Fester'' has become the new ''Nonce'' or ''Kiddie Fiddler.''
Apparently movies such as Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels - full of faux Cockney wording - encouraged people to take up creating their own rhyming slang.
''Uncle Fester'' has been affectionately adopted and accepted as a more modern alternative to ''nonce'' in many areas of East and South London.
1. ''Did you 'ear about ol' Keith? Yeah...turns out the filthy git's an Uncle Fester, 'e's been done for feelin' up some schoolie.''
2.Some celebrity Uncle Festers include; Gary Glitter. Pete Townshend, Matthew Kelly, R. Kelly, Kanye West and Elton John.
2.Some celebrity Uncle Festers include; Gary Glitter. Pete Townshend, Matthew Kelly, R. Kelly, Kanye West and Elton John.
by A. Jackson October 31, 2007
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athena: OMGZ YAH! nanners attacking the innocent guava?!
ariel: poor guava fruit!!!
jackie: nanners is SUCH a Feisty McFeist Burger...but we still love him!
athena: OMGZ YAH! nanners attacking the innocent guava?!
ariel: poor guava fruit!!!
jackie: nanners is SUCH a Feisty McFeist Burger...but we still love him!
by JACKIEISC0R3 February 20, 2009
Get the Feisty McFeist Burger mug.Getting owned to the supreme by a supreme.The person has more kills,has not died, and is owning the living hell out of you.
Damn yall are getting owned, this is a fucking wreck fest!/OOHH!!! Overkill bitch, god wat a wreck fest
by AfRo SaUcE July 23, 2008
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