feather check

To search the human body of feathers; usually feathers from a pillow

LaShaley and I were layin in my bed; her parents called her to come home,so we made a feather check

by pseudonymcam January 19, 2009

felchy joe

One who sucks the goodness from the hole room, joe being the given name for anyone who is not important

Guy 1: "Whoah, look at the dribble on that ugly fuckers noggin"
Guy 2: "Ahhhhh yes, felchy joeeeeee"
Guy 1: *nods*
Guy 2: *shudders*

by takesitupthebatty July 9, 2009

Felt Marker

When a gentleman attempts to put it into a female's asshole and it is too flacid to penetrate. The flacid penis resembles that of a felt tipped marker.

Frank attempted to put his felt marker in Gary's asshole, but Frank said, hold on, I have a felt tip marker it is not going in!

by The Crayola Man March 2, 2014

feltch friendly

a woman down with Felching

Yo you gotta Fuck Becky, she's Feltch Friendly, get up in there

by Cosmic Pope November 23, 2014

feltch a goat

An insult meaning "go have sex with a goat, then extract your seminal fluids with a straw. "

Brad says to Chad: "I fucked your mom last night!"

Chad says: "Go feltch a goat!"

Redneck kerfuffle ensues.

by Wordupyo! February 9, 2015

feathering the tip

It good, feel very nice, yeet.

Ex. She was surprised at how fast i shot after feathering the tip yeet

by Shrektacular 2 February 16, 2018

Felsh

The act of blowing vape clouds in and out of another person's anus, as if it were a paper bag.

My girlfriend loves when I felsh her because it makes her butthole smell like cotton candy.

by abbabbeggi June 24, 2019