Fart Noise

The pinnacle of comedy..

7 Year Old Kid: *fart noise*

The Whole Class: LMAO xd HE POO POO'D xd

by SoggyPlaydoh March 22, 2019

land fart

When you're driving through an area that smells like someone ripped a giant one and you can't even roll down the windows to save yourself! You're stuck driving with your nose crinkled up & trying to breath into your shirt.

I drove through a land fart yesterday on my way to the office . I couldn't escape the smell for miles & it totally ruined my morning commute!

by ChickyOh January 14, 2016

fart weevils

Small beetles with elongated snouts who are primarily drawn to flatus.

My son has been plagued since childhood by fart weevils as he is apparently a particularly hospitable host.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 19, 2021

Fart Mask

Noun. To pull ones shirt up over ones nose in a sometimes vain attempt to block noxious ass fumes from entering ones nose.

Shelly just farted so I had to pull my shirt up over my nose to create a fart mask.

"Dude, Bill farted!"

*Pulls shirt over nose*
"Sweet, got yer fart mask on I see!"

by spiralings March 6, 2012

Lift Fart

A silent fart that has been farted in a lift without vents and the doors are closed. It knocks people out and it smells awful if you had rotten egg curry for breakfast.

Guy who hates farts"Why are you eating 10 times more beans than usual?"
Guy who loves farts"I wanna do a lift fart"
Guy who hates farts starts selling gas masks to anyone near a lift.

by Horse Power December 26, 2016

Asian Fart

A liquid, not a gas

After my first three days in Bangkok, I was blowing asian farts so often that I ran out of clean underwear

by undiesj October 12, 2011

digital fart

when digital signal backs up and then releases and you hear a 5 minute conversation or music in like 3 seconds.

The digital fart sounds like the chipmonks only faster

by Santadude October 18, 2008