Funty

A fat cunt who usually works in Information Technology or fast food drive through services. Down time is spent bullying and stalking women, train watching and playing with train sets.

Female one 'Hey did you see Funty? He gives out creepy vibes.'

Female two 'Yeah, he asked me to go for a coffee to discuss a project at work but he ended up asking me to see Thomas the Tank Engine on Ice'

Female one 'Oh that's so Funty'

Female two 'Yeah, the fat cunt'

by johnjcitizen August 31, 2023

ripe fatty

A ripe fatty is an obese woman's vagina that has become ripe from the inability to wash it.

Fat girl: I can't wash my poon because my multiple stomachs get in the way.

Person: You must have a ripe fatty.

by Ripefatty247 August 3, 2015

reading fatty

When somebody says they're going to roll a fat blunt, but it's a .5 skimper.

Yo I thought you were going to roll a fat blunt? This is a reading fatty

by Wutangg421 January 19, 2018

Tae fetty

The sexiest man alive

Wow @ysl.fetty is really a tae fetty hes so cute

by @ysl.fetty October 17, 2019

uncle fatty

an extremely obese monkey who was sent to fat camp to achieve major weight loss

i love uncle fatty

by hehehmaeve January 28, 2021

Computer Fatty

A person, or several people, who sit at their desks all day working or playing games on their computer. Quite often they they play networked games with their partners in the next room.

They never see the light of day, walk or exercise. All meals are eaten in front of their computer screen. They are in front of their computers from the moment they wake up until they go to bed. Inevitably, they get fat.

Dude, did you know that Bruce played League of Legends for 14 hours straight last weekend?
Yeah, I'm not surprised. That's why he's such a Computer Fatty.

by JoeWhoKnows November 11, 2021

azu-futti-meh-uh-footy-foot

A single word that defines America, as described by it's greatest leader of all time, Joseph Biden.

"America is a nation that can be defined in a single word: azu-futti-meh-uh-footy-foot."

by An Honest Black Guy May 4, 2022