Put cookies on a tray, then the tray on the dashboard and say "the cookies are done when the baby stops screaming."
by EhmJay69 October 18, 2019
Get the Florida bakingmug. by IntergalactalEnergy April 6, 2023
Get the Floridamug. reddit post posted on February 7, 2022 by snapwillow ironically on r/nostupidquestions that went ridiculously viral on the platform.
"didn't think much of this when I lived in Florida. Many products were labeled in Florida ounces. But now that I live in another state I'm surprised to see products still labeled with Florida ounces.
I looked up 'Florida ounces' but couldn't find much information about them. Google doesn't know how to convert them to regular ounces."
"didn't think much of this when I lived in Florida. Many products were labeled in Florida ounces. But now that I live in another state I'm surprised to see products still labeled with Florida ounces.
I looked up 'Florida ounces' but couldn't find much information about them. Google doesn't know how to convert them to regular ounces."
"fl oz stands for fluid ounces not florida ounces"
"oh fuck!"
"water is a state I can understand how this is confusing."
"oh fuck!"
"water is a state I can understand how this is confusing."
by OKAY THEN KGG February 24, 2022
Get the florida ouncesmug. Generally but not limited to a homosexual deadbeat that makes his way through the slummiest of motels Tends to beat woman and children regularly can’t hold a job and uses drugs as much as possible.
by Realdealtruegang100 October 27, 2020
Get the Florida Lonniesmug. by Penisbreath January 26, 2020
Get the Florida feelmug. On October 16th, anyone that has a name, you grab a pancake and throw it in the microwave. Why? I have no clue, and to the people who dont have a name. Find a microwave and throw it at a pancake.
by power surge outlet October 1, 2022
Get the not so official florida daymug. Florida is a state with a variety of people, you have crackheads, heroin babies, and retarded drunk people.
So here in Orlando, there are people dead from overdoses in the middle of the street.
Us cops do not give a shit about people in Florida, So come on down, theirs so much you can experience in Florida.
You can get your face ripped off, you can overdose on ketamine, or you could just get high as a kite.
So come on down where the sun don't shine. This is sponsored by Orlando, Florida. So come on down, what are you waiting for? :)
So here in Orlando, there are people dead from overdoses in the middle of the street.
Us cops do not give a shit about people in Florida, So come on down, theirs so much you can experience in Florida.
You can get your face ripped off, you can overdose on ketamine, or you could just get high as a kite.
So come on down where the sun don't shine. This is sponsored by Orlando, Florida. So come on down, what are you waiting for? :)
by 6ix9ine's gay son April 17, 2019
Get the Floridamug.