flex0521

certified clutch god

Flex0521 is god

Add me ps4: flex0521

by Flex0521 August 21, 2020

Flexuring

someone who gets more women than zanency

Flexuring got rejected by Flex Seal (oh no)

by flexuriruriruring February 12, 2021

Fico Flexing

The mentioning of your credit score as a means to impress another person.

He's fico flexing on her.

by wsm bdv August 13, 2019

Double Flexative

When two people try to flex on eachother, they get cancelled out.

“Yo, I got AirPods”
“I’ve got a Rolex”
“Looks like we’ve got a double flexative”

by Wobbly wagon wheels July 8, 2019

cyber flexer

A lonely wannabe hacker with no friends who keeps talking about using an obscure linux distro, thinkpads, fos software thinking he's really cool

"Why does Josh keep talking about linux, its driving me mad!"

"He seriously needs to stop being a cyber flexer"

by 9ay August 18, 2020

I be flexing on y'all haters!

A famous phrase by Lil Tay indicating her showing off how rich she is... The reason she does this is to make everyone watching her video feel broke...

Normal person: "Woah, that car looks really cool!"
Lil Tay: "Yeah, I know, I be flexing on y'all haters! I be wearing Gucci head to toe!" blah blah blah
Normal person: "I feel very flexed..."

by tmkkmt February 7, 2019

Hetero-flexible

A primarily straight human being who occasionally enjoys sexual engagement with the same sex with only playfulness in mind. No future commitment or expectations involved. i.e. Drunk and horny.

I'm not bisexual, I'm "hetero-flexible".

"We're all gay when the right guy is not around"

"My hetero-flexibility is gauged by how drunk I am and how hot he/she is"

by AllegraKate November 30, 2009